Sam Kemmer

Family, good food & booze, punk rock, HMFC. Owner of @ATGBeerEd. Often angry.

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

Been pretty cagey about this, but things are really moving now - looks like I'll be opening my own wee bottle shop in the next couple of months! Lease is almost over the line, so watch this space.

PS I'm scared.

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

@madmanc1970 Should have bottles next week, if any consolation.

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

@SRDorman Really nice atmosphere up at Harry Park, so many families enjoying the spectacle.

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

First time watching the #jamtarts under lights for Dexter! Nae moaning about getting up early tomorrow Dex 😴

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

Absolutely honkin game of fitba 😴😴😴

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

Guess HMFC uses @Shopify as well. System crashed in my gaff too, what a joke.

[HeartsClubstore @HeartsClubstore]

‼️ Due to a technical issue with our till system provider, we are unable to take card payments in the Clubstore at the moment!

We can take cash payments ✔️
Apologies for the inconvenience, we will update supporters as soon as possible!

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

@CAGarvie Aye we've been pretty painful so far. Hope he gets to see a win eventually.

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

Much better performance from Hearts in the main, but undone by two players who showed again that they don't have the mentality to play for this club. Vargas completely chokes a golden chance, then Grant commits to a tackle you just can't make when on a yellow. In the bin please.

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

Board, let's see an announcement before teatime please. Unacceptable run.

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

Defeat in Paisley.

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

@madmanc1970 Zenne Pils back in stock now chief 👍

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

Paging @madmanc1970 😉

[AgainstTheGrain @ATGBeerEd]

Few things make me happier than a delivery from Saint Mars Of The Desert (in the shop at least). Just in, fresh brews of the fantastic Laska Pils & Clamp Koelship IPA, plus British Old Ale Owd Eerie.

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

Step 4 - Plate.

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

Been absolutely yonks since I've confit'd. Step 1 - salting. See ya in the morning...

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

Step 3 - crisp that skin.

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

THEY'RE ALL 'DRINKING BOTTLES' YA SOULLESS GHOUL. I'm very proud to sell stuff to be shared & enjoyed, be it beer, wine or spirits. Go somewhere else to enhance your portfolio 🖕

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

First brush with a whisky 'collector' in the shop today. Expected me to be impressed with his pictures of cupboards full of bottles that he'll never drink but will 'pay for my retirement'. Brushed off some of my good stuff as 'a good drinking bottle I suppose' 😡

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

@ArrGee79 Close call as to what was most excruciating - team performance in general, Boyce in particular, or Michael Stewart droning on co-comms. How many times can you say 'there for the taaaaaking' ya tit 😡😡😡

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

@JoFFC1876 You are so barred 😭😭😭😉

[Sam Kemmer @SamKemmer1]

Did no-one tell these teams they're playing in The Best League In The World™️? Fucking turgid stuff, only entertaining when it's hapless. Gary Neville even sounds bored out his box.