Sam (disambiguation)

don’t leave I just need a wake up call

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

My toxic trait? I always move the Ouija planchette. Every time. If we ever played the Ouija board and got a clear answer, it was at my hands. If you felt a malevolent presence, it was because I made it so. I am the Demon you seek; you invited It to your birthday party.

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

wikipedia got a new layout. i’m about to say some very choice words that do not reflect me as a person

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

Paul Mescal we would never break up. I would not let you

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

@JDGDrewdy :-/

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

@LukeStodge It’s only just beginning and it’s going to be miserable

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

Why is nobody talking about how bad Portia’s outfits are on the white lotus???

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

I’m so obsessed with this clip

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

@LukeStodge Skin-crawling. 2020??

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

Offering the skinamarink a sipofmydrink

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

All the boys on the train want a bite of my Buffalo chicken fries

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

Every single thing in my life could be fixed with a friend chicken sandwich and I’m not joking ‼️

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

“You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me” what if you weren’t boring

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

Three gin and tonics deep trying to explain Skinamarink to a group and the cute guy I was actually performing for YAWNED yall I don’t think I have what it takes

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

“So do you watch Big Mouth?” babe get OUT of there!!!

[Isle McElroy @isle_mcelroy]

queer cocktail spot called Lydia Bár

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

Lots of “So-and-so is the only straight actor allowed to play gay” tweets today but miss Darren Criss actually WORKED for it

[say :)(: @kgleeb]

the rent was due. the lights were flickering. the eviction notice was at the front door. darren criss had ONE chance and a (teenage) dream.

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

Not many of you can say the same

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

For somebody who wasn’t too crazy about Skinamarink I sure have been terrified to get out of bed and walk ten feet to the bathroom in the middle of the night for the past seven days

[natalie tran @natalietran]

Don't know how to say this so will just write it down as it comes. Apologies if raw.

ChatGPT is not AI. It's me. I'm typing all this stuff for everyone. It's exhausting and that Nick Cave song I wrote was really good.

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

Now we’re talking

[Sam (disambiguation) @SamKerner]

I been saying ‼️🗣️