Sam Kimball

Your favorite accountant’s favorite accountant.

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Wonder what happened after that

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14-0 RUN ⛽️

(40th "kill shot" of the year)

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@tedcruz Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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@billybinion Remember when they said Hillary was too hormonal to be President and then they elected the most thin-skinned, mercurial fool we’ve ever seen?

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@MichaelRyanRuiz Thank you Mike!

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@SickosCommittee It smells like Sup Dogs in here

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@WONF4W Wants in on the mythical White House event?

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Even @grok knows the talking point about Dems wanting healthcare for illegal immigrants is bullshit

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Primoz Brezec

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First player you think of when you see this logo.

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@DecodingFoxNews @BadFoxGraphics @CharlesHurt @RCamposDuffy

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@AMAZlNGNATURE @lucy_rohden Nope. No thank you. That’s enough ocean.

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Billy Joel really mailing it in with these new verses to “We Didn’t Start The Fire”

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@jessica_smetana Just an absolute miscarriage of justice for the Queen Jessica Fletcher

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@jaycaspiankang

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@HollyAnderson Is having a Calvin peeing on gravity sticker just an absurd way to show you’re a big Wicked fan?

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@DarthAmin getting that edging joke into tight windows yesterday

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Yet we still can’t format an image in a Word doc without fucking the whole thing up

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@rodimusprime Great show last night!

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@DBogs ‘04 World Series and….?

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@Joey_Powell You trying to tell me the band playing Phantom of the Opera isn’t daunting?? 😂

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