Agent of Natural Selection

Not your average Keg connoisseur
Medicosis || Sojourner || Loyal to the cause || RutoMustGo || Arsenal fan
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[Agent of Natural Selection @SamKioko11]

Hear me out, are you actually attracted to them enough to make them wanna cumm regularly and on demand as well??
The only answer is yes or no..
Period!

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

As a Senior Consultant, the reason I haven't raised my voice is simple:
When the interns are gone, I will gladly show up at 5AM, clerk 80 patients, draw the blood, and run the night calls myself.
I am superhuman. Obviously.

As a Senior Nursing Officer, the reason I am silent is obvious:
I have no problem running three wards alone, fixing lines, tracking vitals, delivering babies, doing the paperwork.
I don't need hands. I have dedication.

As a Policymaker, the reason I haven't spoken is elegant:
The interns are a budget problem I solved by terming the students.
My children are not doing internship in Uganda, after all.

As a Patient, the reason I haven't complained is clear:
Even if the doctor cutting me open has worked 36 hours without food, just cut me open and take the baby out.
Hunger sharpens the hands. Everyone knows this.

As a Citizen, the reason I am unbothered is rational:
None of my children is a medic.
I have my pastor.
The system runs on miracles. Always has.

This policy is brilliant.
Let's all stay quiet and watch the magic happen.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

We are usually assigned departments. So stop staring at me as I pass through outpatient 😂😭I just went to borrow a pen, I'm in theatre

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

She didn’t cry. She didn’t overreact. Instead, she made a plan… and executed it perfectly. 😭 That smug little hand rub at the end is elite 😂

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

The way that last lady stood up you knew she would bring it 😂😂

[Love Music @khnh80044]

Remember these kids? This is them now😆

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Slow sex needs a tight pussy, You can't Walk Slowly in Afghanistan

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

Medicine being called a “noble profession” has been used for years to guilt doctors into accepting burnout, underpayment, and terrible working conditions.

[Metty🇰🇪 @Nexttoyou_fm]

Lakini kupea mzazi story requires a mad editing skill, one wrong move unapewa lectures😂

[Dr Kamlesh Darji @DrKamleshDarji1]

Never forget those consultants/seniors who corrected you privately but praised you publicly.

[Agent of Natural Selection @SamKioko11]

@SClinician53303 Are we the internship that was televised?
Juu wtf?!

[Agent of Natural Selection @SamKioko11]

@wangarimathigh Reads: Nursing officer left the students who will guess as opposed to, will do the actual vitals.. this is why MOs will do their own vitals during rounds

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

Buying this and flying it over Prophet Owour followers.😂

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

Satan has the guts to start a war in heaven with the most high and your’e telling me he would be scared of a sticker because it has your pastor’s face on it

[Medical Hashira🩺 @SenatorDietake]

Doctors trying to find a suitable partner after completing med school, internship, residency, super specialization and fellowship :

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

To the medics who were supporting this with the notion "everyone needs a chance"

Please, hospital is a sensitive workplace that doesn't require this nonsense

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

american assassins when its

school kids donald trump

[Prof. Grace Irimu @ProfIrimu]

A proud moment unveiling a Proudly Kenyan Newborn Phototherapy Machine 🇰🇪
Locally developed, efficient, easy use, available spare parts & costs 25% of imported devices.
Led by Prof. Eng George Kamucha (technical), Prof. Grace Irimu (clinical).
KEBS approved, clinical trials next.