Sam Kwaterski

Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@SouthwestAir waiting 2 hours for a delayed flight sure makes it better when puppies are brought around to play with #loveit #needadrink

[Mason Crosby @crosbykicks2]

Just had it yesterday. Delicious! https://t.co/jCnS5Xxwu3

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@StuartKwaterski https://t.co/VTsAXux3Yc

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@StuartKwaterski https://t.co/79iTtea9Dc

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@StuartKwaterski

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@Dodan91 hahaha!! I don't own grey clothes

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@Dodan91 Hahahaha!! I actually want to watch those. That's so real!

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@addyschro @Dodan91 we were at every place!!! I miss it so much!!

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

If I delete the texts I sent last night, it means it never happened.

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

I'd take living in a room where the ceiling leaks, the basement door is in, the door doesn't lock and a twin bed any day over this #college

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@Dodan91 BRING ME BACK!!!!

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@Dodan91 #11.... Damnit

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@DrewKwaterski God I love cheese

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@Dodan91 i would donate a whole bunch of d stick!!

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@Dodan91 oh my god. I'm obsessed with that

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle with Augustus waters on a rock

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@Dodan91 Hahahahah!!

[Jordan @Dodan91]

@SamKwaterski sitters choice

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

"Suffocating in a vagina would be my first worst fear ever" - @Dodan91

[Sam Kwaterski @SamKwaterski]

@Dodan91 hahah he was moving so fast I couldn't quite tell