Sam

29 | London | 🏳️‍🌈 | he▪︎him

[Sam @SamLW24]

I don’t speak German but I can if you like

(but I actually do speak German)

[Sam @SamLW24]

things have become so much better since this

[Sam @SamLW24]

cried while eating a jacket potato yesterday lol

[Sam @SamLW24]

I’ve been off Gr*ndr and T*nder for 7 weeks now and genuinely feel so much better for it

[Sam @SamLW24]

update: I kissed a man

[Sam @SamLW24]

need to kiss a man ASAP

[Sam @SamLW24]

need to kiss a man ASAP

[Sam @SamLW24]

my friend and I compared our tans

[Sam @SamLW24]

@ge0tic fuck sake

[Sam @SamLW24]

ONCE I FIX ME!!!!!! HE’S. GONNA. MISS. ME!!!!!!!!!

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Boycott Eurovision

[Sam @SamLW24]

umbrella is such a funny word when you think about it

[Sam @SamLW24]

@ge0tic love

[Sam @SamLW24]

@sc0ttfb @bookingcom you’re usually more likely to get an upgrade

[Sam @SamLW24]

GUYS NEVER USE https://t.co/WkNEycYquk EVER

THEY HAVE HAD SERIOUS SECURITY LEAKS FOR YEARS ANY DO *NOTHING* ABOUT IT

@bookingcom - YOU ARE A DISGRACE

[Quentin André @andre_quentin]

Things are about to get real scary.

I got a WhatsApp message about a hotel reservation I made on https://t.co/OdeYaFmoQ3. They have my correct hotel name, correct dates, correct amount, everything. They ask me to confirm my CC details, without which they'll cancel my res.

[Sam @SamLW24]

@sc0ttfb @bookingcom book directly with the hotel

[Sam @SamLW24]

‘your english is good!’ - my uncle to a man in Greece (he’s from Canada)

[Sam @SamLW24]

@ge0tic @donjackoghue not the gay reactions on main

[Sam @SamLW24]

@Readycya Crete

[Sam @SamLW24]

I *needed* this bad

[Sam @SamLW24]

@Readycya different rooms it’s a villa

[Sam @SamLW24]

on holiday with my parents and they do not know how to USE FUCKING INSIDE VOICES WHILE I’M ASLEEP

[Sam @SamLW24]

the thot plickens