Teaching is one of the hardest jobs in this country – and one of the most important.
It’s not enough to give teachers praise.
We ought to give them a raise.
The 10 levels of midwestern anger
10. “Jeez Louise”
9. “jesus, mary and, joseph”
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Hey Buddy!”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”
Monte Morris has 49 assists on the year to just 8 turnovers. His next assist will make him the ONLY player in the NBA with 50+ assists and fewer than 10 turnovers.
In Monte we trust.
Stages of Shoveling Snow
- assignment from parents
- layering up
- preshovel optimism
- shoveling row by row
- reshoveling the leftovers
- snot and loogies
- full body sweat
- complete & utter defeat
Can we just talk about the details here:
The Joker hat in the logo is “N” & “J” put together.
Below that is his number 15
And he added his own custom touch with his NEW WEDDING BAND IN HIS LACES YOU GUYS 🥺