Sam Lees

son of an antivaxxer. spreading measles since 2001. proud #antivaxxer. (this account is satire and any resemblance to real things is on accident)

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To learn facts about why you should vaccinate go to https://t.co/pe2o9g8sjN

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1 year here on Twitter. 1 year was the same age as my brother when he died

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I can’t wit for the #CoronaIsOverParty I’m throwing tomorrow, I was worried I would have to cancel because I had a fever but fortunately it went down this morning. It’s going to be shoulder to shoulder fun! The location is in my bio 😉

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#antivaxx #antivaxxer

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Sorry I’ve been away I was going to too many protests but I’m back now and I’m here for #antivax representation in media. #antivaxxer

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Vaccines are bad! They’re made of...
*puts blind fold on and points to random element on the periodic table*
Oxygen! This horrible gas is created by plants and when combined with hydrogen is known to suffocate people! Watch what you put in your body #antivaxx #antivaxxer

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Honestly my favorite part of this account isn’t the things I post but my replies to replies and sorry I haven’t been posting ironically I’ve been sick and holiday stuff but would like to get back into the swing of things, thank you to all 17 of you followers

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@WeedDealer4201 Think this is my favorite reply anyone has given

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vaccines are dangerous
And are designed to harm you
#antivaxx #antivaxxer

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@KeekBoi Try using the glasses in your pfp to read my bio dude

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Merry Christmas followers and remember if you want to get rid of us #antivaxxers you just need to cough on our presents

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Why shouldn’t you get vaccinated? Because they make your blood...

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You ever play infected in cod? That’s what will happen if you get vaccinated #antivax #antivaxxer

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@GamerHysteric No that they didn’t do it the right way, instead of using that big pharma propaganda called vaccines they didn’t find someone with the disease get them infected so that they have an immunity, us #antivaxxers like to call it vaccins avec étapes supplémentaires or vaès

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Me when someone says they vaccinated their kids:
#antivaxx #antivaxxer

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@Starsnramenbars Logic checks out

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“An Apple a day keeps the doctor away”
give me a whole orchard, doctors are injecting poison into children across America which is literally a war crime #antivax #antivaxxer

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@Starsnramenbars I like the furrett song and it looks pretty cute but it’s more effort than it’s worth to evolve a sentret

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@Starsnramenbars I wouldn’t mind if it wasn’t so bad because eevee has no moves, but I think it’s because they’re trying to make it like a secondary mascot alongside pikachu

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@Starsnramenbars Just a very ineffective one

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@Starsnramenbars Technically it could be, Have to admit this is only a 3% chance so 3/100 children, they could catch a mild fever which due to the definition of poison being that it causes an illness in a living organism and a fever no matter how mild is an illness it would technically be poison

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@Starsnramenbars Poison:“a substance that is capable of causing the illness or death of a living organism when introduced or absorbed” vaccines are used to kill bacteria, so by definition it’s a poison