Sam Lindeman

professional cougar hunter

[Sam Lindeman @SamLindo2]

rain can get fuggggggged

[Sam Lindeman @SamLindo2]

@georgiaeliza0 @TodayTixUK congrats G. proud of ur hard work

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have you ever had a 5:30pm jaeger, no bomb. bar doesn’t sell red bull get a fkn grip

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live footage of buses in #dublin right now

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@Hcampbell66

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bro why they spending so much money to get a referendum from the public about #thevoice. could’ve binned this show after season 2 and i wouldn’t have noticed #delta

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Harry has decided it’s that time of year he starts smoking. will keep you posted on how long this lasts

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@Hcampbell66

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iykyk. breaking news out of mckellar this morning

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A long week got me thinkin. really miss laughing at the big ship stuck in the suez canal and when the french were rioting. simpler times

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@jakekenagy1 get this on kayo

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tbh. think i’ve prob seen enough photos of the basgetti fountain in italy or trevellin or wherever this gaff is. throw ur coins in and make ur wish but it looks exactly r the same every time i don’t care. if i wanted to see i can google

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@georgiaeliza0 @Hcampbell66 @Hcampbell66 misog misog misog grrrrrr get himmmm cancelled

[brute de farce @brutedefarce]

Woke up this morning

Still standing

Chug 2L of water

Smoke 3 cigs

Coffee on

Grass fed/finished ribeye

Carton of free range eggs

Phone rings

Investor begging to send me $1.9m

Hang on up him

He calls back 10min later

Offers $2.9m

Bag secured

5mile kettle bell walk to Waffle House

Bang the veteran waitress

Make her roll me 20 cigs

Tip her $1k in Sacagawea coins

10 leg women’s tennis parlay placed

Shut my phone off

Still standing

It’s only 12pm

Bear crawl back to my mansion

Book flight to Vegas for weekend

Standing 30min outdoor sun nap

Wake up, energized

Raw organ meat lunch

6mg ZYN suppository

Glass of natural wine

Snatches until my shoulders fall off

Bang my wife while staring at myself

Cold shower

Check the parlay

It’s a winner

Almost dinner time

Texas Roadhouse w/ the lady

Valet the BMW

Peanuts crushing below my feet

Rare Porterhouse no utensils

Tip $2000 in Sacs

Back home

Repeat my mission to myself

Rinse and repeat

Heart of a lion

[Sam Lindeman @SamLindo2]

thought 5 billionaires went missing this week not 13 blokes from nsw #stateoforigin

[Sam Lindeman @SamLindo2]

don’t let your dreams be dreams

[entrapranure @entrapranure]

as an entrapranure, this is my schedule:

- wake up to sounds of violence outside my window
- 4 hour ice bath
- speed to work as i catch up on the sleep i lost, behind the wheel
- in office playing angry birds for 10 hours
- gym time with bros
- freshly caught deer for dinner

balance is key.

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@FionnParker @jakekenagy1 when i’m a kabillionaire i’m not shouting you anything ken

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“I will be the sutton forest mcdonald’s employee of the month march 2024. mark my words” @Hcampbell66