Sam Lohouse

I don't like you.

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Sweet fucking Jesus, he's gargantuan now.

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Good lord what a fucking vapid waste of space these dumb shits are.

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@BridgetteWest To tell you to go fuck yourself more.

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@BridgetteWest Eat shit.

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Still blowing smoke up the viewers asses I see.

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Think I might rebrand myself.

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@howwrude @Lyricoldrap They're fine you fucking rube.

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Does that fucking kid ever open her eyes?

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Just had a deep conversation with my toilet after taking a massive Pickleboy, and we agreed to cut back on the Mexican food.

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Holy shit, I hope they don't bring the baby to bed and accidentally roll over on it in the middle of the night.

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This dumb fuck just had his first child and all he can do is bitch about trolls. His priorities are so fucked up. I feel so bad for this kid who will never experience a normal life.

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@MyluvforAnimals Yep. And you know damn well that everyone has told him multiple times to do it.

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@Sabbath277 Holy shit that’s a good one. It’s better than mine. Someone should make a meme of it.

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He's crying because he wants to eat it and knows he can't.

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@thedevilsgotu @Prboy122712 Yep. Total weak sauce.

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I want to fight you.

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Looks like it's been a long painful labor. That's a shame.

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I bet they planned a c section so the kid would be born on Halloween. It's their favorite holiday. They both love horror. Kim conveniently flies out a couple days before. Bridgette conveniently goes into "labor" a day or two before. The scripting never ends with these assholes.

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@KodyBod Nope

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I feel bad for the doctors and nurses who have to put up with their nasty stench the whole time.