Sam Hardcastle 🍀

I’m cultivating mass

[Sam Hardcastle 🍀 @SamMHardcastle]

Cop has 7 horcruxes and they’re all vapes dotted about his flat

[Sam Hardcastle 🍀 @SamMHardcastle]

I see Copley is silent on the Tommy Fury and Molly Mae drama…

[Sam Hardcastle 🍀 @SamMHardcastle]

Nath used to purposely not score during youth for his football team because he wanted to do the nuddy run. If you know Nath, it explains a lot about him as a person.

[Sam Hardcastle 🍀 @SamMHardcastle]

Nath just shit in a urinal

[Sam Hardcastle 🍀 @SamMHardcastle]

Genuine question. A ponder after a few drinks. Why is there so many toilets cubicles in pubs out of order on a night out? Wtf do people do to them cubicles man. Absolute enigma.

[Sam Hardcastle 🍀 @SamMHardcastle]

Nath likes to like everyone else’s yoghurt pot lid

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Up the Trin! 🔴⚪️🔵

[Wakefield Trinity @WTrinityRL]

FT: York Knights 4-40 Wakefield Trinity

Full time in York and Trinity run out comfortable winners in the end!

🔴⚪️🔵

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[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Sam Hardcastle 🍀 @SamMHardcastle]

Bellingham is gonna be the next generations’ Messi.

[Sam Hardcastle 🍀 @SamMHardcastle]

Nath’s nickname in group chat is Ponte Dahmer

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@weareboxt @LUFC @earny123

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[Sam Hardcastle 🍀 @SamMHardcastle]

Happy new footy season day. Nath says who wants first scrap?

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Whenever Nath says anything out of line these days, he looks you dead in the face and quotes his new mantra: “sometimes it takes freaky to be genius”.

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Nath calls himself ‘dairylee lunchables’ on the old dating apps these days. Wants the ladies to know he’s a snack.

[Wakefield Trinity @WTrinityRL]

WILL DAGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU BEAUTYYYYYYYY!

[Sam Hardcastle 🍀 @SamMHardcastle]

Breaking news 🚨

Cop has just this second had a bid accepted on a lovely second hand pedalo. He’s off to live off-grid on one of those little islands in the middle of Ponte Park pond.

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