Boris Johnson has resigned as an MP after the Privileges committee found him to have misled parliament.
The law is finally catching up with the wise guys of the Tory party.
There’s been 11 147 breaks this year but this 114 from Ronnie O’Sullivan has to be up there with the most most mesmerising total clearances of 2022.
Pure genius…
😡 Simon Jordan: “I don’t make puerile comments like you do!”
🤫 Piers Morgan: “Can I just say you are talking complete nonsense!”
🤦♂️ Simon Jordan: “You sat there with no constructive objectivity!”
Simon Jordan vs @PiersMorgan on the Ronaldo interview is a MUST watch! 👀
CLIENT: Why are you here?
ME: I’m your barrister
CLIENT: But I sacked you months ago. Remember? You lied and broke the law and proved yourself wholly incompetent.
ME: Yeah, but you instructed me in 2019. So I have a mandate. Boom!
*HIGH FIVE. WE ENTER COURT. CLIENT GETS LIFE*
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