Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA

Nolan Arenado Enjoyer | Natty Light Enthusiast | 6x Beer Pong Champ | Avid Turnpike Listener | Radford Class of ‘93 |

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

Me and her are Noah and Allie #igotfaith #comebackpls

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

Don’t ever get drunk and watch the notebook this shit is miserable

[Edmund “Special Ed” Spaghetti @SpecialEdmund]

What if he started prescribing adderall and viagra and widespread panic and we started calling him Dr. Touse🤣🤣🤣😹

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

@Ryan1488Gosling Money is money, doesn’t matter how ethical it is

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

@kittyy4pres You don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

#funemployment

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

@TampaTomThomp Sleeping With Sirens also rips

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

@timsharter Solon Holt rips, have a day Tim.

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

@richardciderbox #lank

[Teej “TJ” Gallagher Jr. @tjgallyjr]

Any foids wanna come over and do my laundry while I drink beer and smoke a cigar???? I’ll munch on your box after

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

@kittyy4pres You do need to rewatch the Lego movie, might be top 5 movie ever

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

@glizzy__goblin_ Drunk single uncle is sounding pretty good rn

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

Top 10 for 10 followers #motion ???

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

@robcracks A little basic but Let It Be, gives a a good reminder that sometimes you can’t change what you can’t control

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

@kowloontikibar Gay

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

CRASH INTO MEEEEEEE, AND ILL COME INTO YOUUUUUUUU

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

I will find my wife off of Snapchat quick add.

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

@JohnnyThaHmr Cold beer snubbed

[Kenny “qandrae” Furia, DDS @mikeoxmall70174]

This summer is a #pervmaxxing summer

[Sam “Mayday” Malone, CPA @SamMalone69]

Let’s have us a Friday fellas.