Samantha Conner

23. Florist. Lover of all things cats, coffee, flowers, elephants, and marketing. Can usually be found reading near a pool somewhere.

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I do declare, I don't have bedroom chips, I have kitchen nuts...

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One more dollar: there are no hidden talents (he can't say it out loud)

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One dollar. Morris. No bedroom chips.

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Next time on Live tweeting sheepshead: Morris chooses what zoo animal the rest of us are. #boyswillbeboys #UnlessTheyAreAnteaters

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We're back. Bedroom chips. Flavor: Tostitos scoops, NO SALSA.

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It's apparently bedtime in the Conner condo.... #truelife #imaddictedtosleep

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Usually when I'm upset I shop. With the amount I am upset right now I am shocked that I'm still on the couch... #canthandleit #gonnarunaway

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6 big weddings today, and I don't feel good, hmmm, let's see how this goes...

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Really messed up my shoulder the other day. Can't lift my arm above my chest. #cool

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Gonna clean my house, then lay outside with a book. Then dinner at @Katie_majewski 's lake :) love long weekends

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“@itsjessica614: “@NYDailyNews: Virgin rampage at UCSB http://t.co/BP8an3tzr3 just read this whole article, can't believe it.

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: You won't believe what "Parks and Rec" has planned for its final season http://t.co/4PyGYoX8og” @steebs17 @RachelKaeppeler

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Starting the weekend off right. #yesman #everygirl #deserves #togo #toaball

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@dlovepomeranz 's tweets on terrifying ocean snakes made my night. #beware #swimatyourownrisk

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@amanda_burow mine would be Chandler. :) Samantha Marie Bing. Haha

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So tired. Do NOT want to go do a wedding takedown in an hour. Blahhhhhh.

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GOING TO @ONEREPUBLIC AT @SUMMERFEST!!!!

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“@tmj4: Final Marcus Amphitheater Summerfest headliner announced http://t.co/kDv1lSqVF1” @OneRepublic OH MY GOSH I WANNA CRY IM SO EXCITED!

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Just had the mind blowing realization that one day can openers will be irrelevant. #whoa #crazytalk #mindblown

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Throat closed, eyes watering, nose running, mouth itchy. Yay allergies? #allergyweek