jesse's pinkman

my friends said I should change my bio so I'm thinking of a new one

[jesse's pinkman @SamMbatsha]

People don't belong on pedestals

[kemi @kemimarie]

based on what you learned this year, what’s a piece of advice you would give to someone else?

[cassie🍃✨ @heyxcassie]

I get where you're coming from but you should really stop coming from there.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

this is a terrible time to meet me. i literally do not have the energy to hold a proper conversation anymore.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

#IDontWannaKnow #KeepMeOutOfTheLoop
#DoNotInformMe #NotInterestedInKnowing #IgnorancelsBliss #UninvolveMelmmediately

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

quando as pessoas acham que você está ignorando elas, mas a vida te deixou assim:

[Slutzy Putzy @putzisbackbaby]

YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END

[☡ @jayjaysaysit]

Trying to teach me a lesson is exactly how you gonna learn one

[lil seltzer @Pretty_MexStar]

indeed must be balling the applications up and shoving it up they ass

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.

The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

you get to season 5 of Game of Thrones and Tyrion starts talking like Brian Griffin

[4KAS @Iam_4kas]

When I want to put my earbuds back in, but the person won’t stop talking. 😭

[🇵🇹🐐 @Woury_RMFC]

J’ai regardé un film indien pendant 3h.
L’histoire commence avec deux jeunes hommes qui trouvent un bébé dans une poubelle.
Ils l’ont recueillie et élevée, et lorsqu’elle a grandi, ils ont découvert c’était leur mère :

[K. Rico 🌺 @KyaaGGs]

This is the most they’ll do btw. #NotImpressed

[Fred @fredday95]

When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno

[c ♡ @jaanthefox]

girls don’t want a boyfriend, girls want jannik sinner and carlos alcaraz to be healthy again and beat rat any chance they get

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Ser Davos Seaworth means everything to me. every scene of him trying to learn to read moves me to tears. I love this illiterate fuck so much

[cooper @marnieapologist]

i could pass a lie detector test tbh. i don’t remember a single thing ive done

[少林 @Atalias_Dota]

What is this strange misconseption that you guys think we draw the line at female criminals?? We have no alligence to criminals...is that how yalls "bro code" works

[Nalie ❄️ @nalie_zm]

Uyawazi amakhekhe omncwabo?
I can’t even sleep right now yoh

[jesse's pinkman @SamMbatsha]

@nalie_zm So sorry Nalie. The audacity!!