Sam McIntosh

majoring in alchemy, screams in the woods a lot, he/they Liz Lemon is probably my final form
queer and proud 🏳️‍🌈

[Sam McIntosh @SamMcIntosh2]

Being on the middle level of pyramid scheme must be so fun

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I think codependent relationships are very fun actually

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Me inside the Trojan horse: omg you guys haha stop giggling we need to go to sleep 😂

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@brightdio @theTSupdates WILD leap

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What do you MEAN some people don't like the Chromatica cover

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@dr_demetre @NewFestNYC 💜💜💜 so much respect for you

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@MikeMarshallCEO @leronxutit29742 @S1Lesil5 @CollinRugg "a lack of attraction alone doesn't elicit disgust" I couldn't have said it better myself

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@S1Lesil5 @CollinRugg This is a much more disgusting reflection on straight men than it is on gay ones

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@FlamingButtWind A CLASSIC

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@SThingsMeme We have to be prepared for the worst

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Actually Romantic is SO much better than Bad Blood lol

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We don't deserve Fergalicious. We never truly have

[maria @westsidesorry]

yikes. unfollowing her now. was a huge fan of her music. was not aware she dated the future dictator of panem

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Eating food from Trader Joe's: pretty good. I like it

Being inside a Trader Joe's? BAD DON'T LIKE IT GET EVERYONE AWAY FROM ME

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Winning the argument isn't enough. I need to have my therapist fight your therapist.

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I may need a sugar daddy. Like in a strategic way, not for pleasure

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I apparently would not qualify but it would be a cool asset

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You should be able to put Getting Over Someone on your résume

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I am actually so excited at the prospect of Taylor Swift putting out a record that's like 1989 but less boring

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@FlamingButtWind Shirt ❤️