Sam Melville™

Steve Jobs mixed with Steve Austin #ovo instagram: sjmelville

[Sam Melville™ @SamMelville14]

@WhisperingBob Bob can you shout out my amazing wife Kate, shes the love of my life and her name would look great on the back of a 45 footer

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

“Trump Burger” restaurant…

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Unreal getting to perform @edsheeran’s new song “Life Goes On” with him last night. Recorded version of the song with Ed and I is out now everywhere!

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Throwback to Steve Bruce’s fucking ridiculous pace on fifa 22😂

https://t.co/NvlOA2RMdZ

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Turkish football has seen some nutters down the years.

But nobody compares to ex-Barcelona winger Arda Turan - the man is an absolute fruitcake.

From strangling journalists to firing guns in hospital, this is the story of Turkey's greatest wild child.

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

When we look at Auschwitz we see the end of the process. It's important to remember that the Holocaust actually did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed from words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanisation & escalating violence.

[Amir Razavi @AmirRazavi19]

Covering Charles Bronson's parole hearing, very colourful only an hour in...

The hearing was told he had tried to place a football bet through a third party. He sighed and said: "We all love a bet, come on!"

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My husband has started whispering "Time for tubby custard" just before he orgasms. I don't know how much longer I can stay with him.

[Sonny Bill Williams @SonnyBWilliams]

2/3 - Let’s also remember It’s THEIR JOBS to to make the sport more profitable not the players- where are their pay cuts? And have their contract talks been frozen also? Asking for a few friends….

[Sam Melville™ @SamMelville14]

@Ollie1894 Congrats brother! Set up an email address for the property so that you can have all bills etc in one place and not in your personal stuff 🫶

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

The colour matching skills 😮‍💨 Very talented artist 🎨

[Sam Melville™ @SamMelville14]

Martinez is the biggest thunderbastard and I love him

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

nurning annintant

[Sam Melville™ @SamMelville14]

If his head wasnt made of weetabix or this was a few years ago maybe, but player protection? 🤷

[Paul Williams @thepaulwilliams]

"If George North can handle 13, he can f'ing handle playing at 12".

What Warren Gatland is thinking as of today.

And I'm all for it.

[the swamp amp ⚠️ @FloridaManPig]

SIIIIIIIIUUUU

[Sam Melville™ @SamMelville14]

@ilkleysnobs Is this a parody account or are you just an arsehole?

[Sam Melville™ @SamMelville14]

@CPKilduff Proud of you man!

[Covid-19 Bereaved Families for Justice UK @CovidJusticeUK]

Matt Hancock isn’t a ‘celebrity’, he’s the former health secretary who oversaw the UK having one of the highest death tolls in the world from Covid-19 whilst breaking his own lockdown rules.

1/5

[Average Striker @AverageStriker]

How many times does it say Milan have won the Champions League on that sleeve badge?