Sam Meyer

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

@Hoese_ @schneisa000 lol whatever this is why I deleted twitter. Too much bull shit

[swim101 @Swimmin101]

We need this emoji 😍😍😍

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

Two can play @izzys29

[swim101 @Swimmin101]

If I share food with you, it means I like you. No, I love you. Marry me right now.

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

@homercolby @Luke_Stang i wish I could say I've changed.....

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

Made and appointment to interrupt fist hour and now it won't.....

[Sh!t Swimmers Say @Swimmers_Say]

Me looking at my coach after a bad swim

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

It scares me to think that I'm still in high school and my sister has an occupation and is getting married soon...

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

@Hoese_ its at my hose so I was thinking about it not drinking it...

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

Root beer in bottles>>>cans

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

@codeybarby don't be mad cuz I beat the piss out of you today...

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

I'm officially a nose plug wearing douche...

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

Lawling*

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

Labeling at whoever froze this jello

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

Comparing a power point to a Christmas gift just ruins Christmas

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

I want codeys dick so bad

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

I love how Twitter asks me "what's happening?" like it actually cares...

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

@BrettWensmann you are a flaming faggot

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

Who wants to get naked and sing thriller?

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyer16]

I know it's hot in here when the chocolate chip cookie is melting...