Samantha Monson

(She/Her/Hers) 🌻

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”

“What is that?” asked Frog.

“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

#gophergameday

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

#gophergameday

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

THATS MY SISTER!!!! So freaking proud ♥️

[Kameron Monson @KameronMonson]

I am so excited to announce my verbal commitment to further my education and play D1 softball at the University of St. Thomas!! A huge thank you to all of my coaches, family, friends, and teammates for helping me turn this dream into a reality! I can’t wait @USTSoftball !!

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

#MSFGRANDSTAND

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Alone?' said Toad. 'Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?'

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

It’s been two years but we’re back! Which roommate sang “ponteous PILATE” instead of ponteous PILOTE in church on Easter last year?

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

@TayBustos33 @amberreitmeyer Reminds me of the time I was driving and **I** merged onto the highway and YOU cried

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

@TayBustos33 This is suspiciously close to when we ended our FaceTime

[Trevor Meland @MelandTrevor33]

They're only trying to overthrow a government, it could be worse. They could be taking TVs from target.

[Cat Henning @CatWhoisapirate]

I really really really hope that "after the pandemic" I can stay in on a Saturday night and not get crippling fomo

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

@sconniepride15 Are you kidding me??

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

@LilLizaJayne But what if the government is using vaccines to microchip us!!! (One of my favorite arguments as though our smartphones aren’t doing the same thing)

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

@JustinGiebel Thanks for the reminder 🙃

[Samantha Monson @SamMonsonn]

@TayBustos33 Then why don’t you ✨start✨