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almost drowned in the so I swam to the

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Never seen girls come together so quick https://t.co/ZQj987KBkw

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Everyone has an excuse for why others are great. But those who are great never has excuses

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The world is working for you when you find street parking and that spot has some time left on it

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A whole row to yourself on a flight may be better than 1st class

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

If the Milky Way was the size of North America, the Sun would be:

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Put my luggage in the first class overhead even though I’m economy sticking it to big airline today

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The first or second time I’m wearing a shirt probably gonna get take the stain out but you best believe if I get something on it like 3rd to 5th outing that stain is gonna be there forever

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Anyone else ever tempted to smoke in an airplane bathroom? They seem so strict just want to see if I can get away with it.

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Our elders don’t respond well when you use a influencers handle for instance, if I say meat eater, my dad instantly drops the credibility if I say Steve Rinella and he asks who that is and I explain he’s got more respect

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Gf got an espresso machine. I feel bugs crawling under my skin.

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Lady on the flight next to me says flight monitor said we were going 500 but she don’t buy it it felt more like 30

[Prasenjit @Star_Knight12]

The voices in my head

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Firework show lasted 25 min I was expecting an hour. Now I know how my girlfriend feels.

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Like a set of identical twins, at one point, no one could tell them apart. Through life experience, they became a product of their environment and now are nearly unrecognizable.

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Told a man god bless America today. He responded with god bless you. That’s the American spirit

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Like Christmas morning

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Wanna dive me face into a million of em

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Long bombs away. #capecodbaseball

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I think the guys version of an engagement post is when they buy their first property.

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Airlines ask me if I have lithium batteries in my bags and I always answer no but I really don’t know.

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@mayakyler @askNathanY Formula