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Mariners/Broncos

[sam ⛵️ @SamMyrrh]

Haha port

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Forever a part of our history. Forever grateful.

Thank you, La Piedra 💪💙

[jacob @isitcooltocrash]

luis going nuts after polanco’s walk off in the playoffs was one of my favorite moments during our run, thank you la piedra

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

From the mound to the clubhouse and throughout our community, thank you for everything, Luis 💙

We wish you and your family nothing but the best with the White Sox.

[Max @ColeYoungFan]

He's currently on pace for 3 fWAR slashing .264/.321/.419 with a 17.0% K rate and good defense.

[sam ⛵️ @SamMyrrh]

And Bryan Woo obviously look at how hype that man is from the dugout

Miserable baseball otherwise lately

[sam ⛵️ @SamMyrrh]

Cole Young is seemingly the only one on this team who likes winning ball games

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Might sound crazy, but today is the first day I’ve truly considered that the Mariners won’t turn this around

I’ve despised almost every second of this season, but I’ve always thought they’d figure it out in this weak division and league.

Garbage like today makes that tougher

[Bunny🐇 @Dozing_Princess]

Ludwig trained in secret and counterpicked his moneymatch and then called the fighting game community poverty and niche

Yeah lmao that's a fighting game player y'all need to chill

[The DS is for DollarStore @DSHeavenLive]

Finished chapter 5 only to be exposed to opinions of children who need hype moments and aura every 5 seconds or its the worst thing in history of deltarune

[Flowery the Flower! 🌼 @ObscureCraknEgg]

The people who hate Chapter 5 want Toby Fox to be Scott Cawthon

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Jameis Winston had to stop by while he’s in town for tomorrow’s big match 👀 #JameisOnFOX

@Jaboowins | @FOXSoccer

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

I’d set myself on fire and simultaneously rob an orphanage while reciting the entire script of the 2003 hit movie Holes, based on the novel Holes written by Louis Sachar if it mean that I got to watch Kyle Seager play baseball again.

[Mariner Menace @MarinerMenace]

This was the same day Donovan got hurt and went back on the IL.

JP got hit by a pitch, left the game, watched us lose from the clubhouse, then marched into Dan’s office and said, “you need to move me to third.”

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a leader.

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Dan manages like a “feel” blackjack player. Every now and then he runs hot and you’re like, hold up, let him cook. But eventually the math catches up to him and the shit hits the fan and someone’s gotta intervene and get this guy to hit the 15 against the face or else.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

WELCOME TO THE BIGS, COLT!

[Daniel Kramer @DKramer_]

No beer shower, obviously, for the 20-year-old Colt Emerson here in the Mariners’ clubhouse.

“Fresca!” Bryan Woo shouted, mid-sprint.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Rob Refsnyder facing Mason Miller

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

🚨🦉 OVO ALERT: ICEMAN HAS OFFICIALLY DROPPED 🥶❄️

THE SIX GOD HAS RETURNED!
THE BOY PRESSED THE RED BUTTON 🔴😭
KenBots spent a whole year celebrating like the war was over 🤖📡 meanwhile the BOY disappeared into extended hibernation 🧊
and now he returns asking one simple question:
“WHAT DID I MISS?” 😭❄️
what did he miss while everybody switched sides?
what did he miss while timelines acted like they never screamed his lyrics?
and now what did he miss while everybody suddenly remembers who runs the climate? 🌨️🦉
first listen report:
these tracks don’t just hit… they MAKE THEM CRY 😭
they MAKE THEM PAY 💸
they MAKE THEM REMEMBER 🧊
the ch*rts already freezing solid 📈❄️
the timelines panicking 📱🤖
and every owl currently moonwalking through the frost like survival depends on it 🕺🌨️
WHISPER HIS NAME quietly because the ICEMAN sees all 👁️❄️
PLOT TWIST after PLOT TWIST got the KenBots buffering in real time 🤖😭
the BOY didn’t come back for revenge.
he came back for PERMANENT WINTER. 🥶🦉