justine wayne

Making the world a better place one tweet at a time. Just kidding.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Whoops! Shoulda taken the deal. Not so Proud now, huh Boys?

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

I joined twitter after @cornlog got into it when we were first married. RIP, gabe. Once old enough, your account will bring our kids smiles.

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

Still proud after participating in the March Saturday! Thank you @lsarsour, a great American leader & inspiration. #IMarchWithLinda

[eli ingraham 🏳️‍🌈 @eliingraham]

I stand unapologetically with @lsarsour because she is what Democracy looks like, and she is what Makes America Great. #IMarchwithLinda

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

@googlefiber I never got my shirt either... All the cool kids have been wearing them around town... :)

[Curiosity @curiositydotcom]

Sharks kill 5 humans annually on average. Hippos kill 2,9000 people annually: https://t.co/hvqIVxw1L4 #SharkWeek

[Rocket Scientists @fpgbgrade3]

Sketching our garden ideas and researching seeds and soil types. #teamwork #chccs #fpgbleones #PBL @FPGBilingue

[Rocket Scientists @fpgbgrade3]

We had so much fun at the NC Botanical Gardens yesterday on our field trip! #fieldtrippin #fpgleones

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

So grateful for such great teachers at @FPGBilingue!

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

“@cornlog: My ex-wife always texts k instead of ok. No wonder it didn't work out.” Exactly ;)

[Lowe's @Lowes]

@SamNLulasMa We apologize for this, Justine. This does not represent the customer service we expect from our associates

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

Dozens & dozens of friends on FB also disappointed, upset w @Lowes including clever @scottcmoesta first to ask if store was located in 1955

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

Or for acknowledging although I do have big boobs, I don't think they'll prevent me from getting this or any home repair task done @Lowes

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

I refrained from asking @Lowes employee where the penis goes in the dryer connecting process

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

"don't you have a husband or man who can do it for you?" @Lowes employee from 1955?

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

Durham @Lowes employee actually said to me when I was making sure I was buying correct dryer tube connecting parts & the 4 prong plug...

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

Canada, Oh Canada! now what when elections go badly? A shooting & dead babies in locker? Come on, you're not US, don't stoop to our level...

[PopUp Chorus @PopUpChorus]

Durham's @PopUpChorus jumped onto your @YACHT deck and sang "come on over, over". Love this song! Thank you.
http://t.co/ymm6QFBg4N

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

When we #InvestInKids we create best outcomes in educ, health & econ well-being for everyone in #NC. #first2000days

[justine wayne @SamNLulasMa]

just rotated my queen mattress by myself, so I'm basically superwoman.