@VancityReynolds my husband set himself on fire a couple of years back (don’t worry he’s fine), but since then his nickname has been #Deadpool
Since I’m in his phone as “angry badger”, this only seemed fair 🤷♀️
@YodelOnline you guys are another level. Your drivers think it’s acceptable to ring my doorbell and then 2 seconds later open my front door and leave my parcel inside my house!!!! Absolute disgrace
Today we’re offering all NHS workers 75% off hot food and drink in our Café to celebrate 75 years of the NHS - cakes too ☕ Got an NHS hero? Tag them in the comments so they don’t miss out ⬇️
@PaigeChristieUK I used to dig up earthworms in the garden as a kid and then when my mum would say it’s time to put them I would kiss them and say bye 🙈
@jimmyfallon Sister sledge- we are family….
Just let me staple the vicar
We’re making love in a femidom
We are family
I cannot unhear it 🙉 #MisheardLyrics
💚 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 + 𝗥𝗧 to win an OG LEMON LIME Collector's Box! Picking 2 winners on Monday bc you gotta respect the classics. 😤
🛒 𝗣𝗥𝗘-𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥: https://t.co/Atyr6KPC61