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In 2019 I had the honor of interviewing @_SgtSlaughter @GalaxyConRich and he was able to battle his way through the tough questions. This weekend @JoefestToyComic I plan to follow up with even more hard hitting questions! Are you ready Sarge?🎤 #YoJoe🇺🇸

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May 27, 2026 📰 #News

1) Pandas NOT endangered 🐼

2) Indonesia & Dumbo 🐘

3) Mexico Animal Testing 🙈

4) Ozone Layer Healing 🌎

5) Suicide Prevention ☎️

6) School Veggies 👨‍🌾

#Happy 😊
#HumpDay 🐫

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May 22, 2026 📰

1) #Family Last 🍊

2) #Wedding Fraud 💒

3) Family Matters 👨‍⚕️

4)Family Values 🛝

5) #AI Slop 🤖

6) #Cockroach Political Party 🪳

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May 20, 2026 📰 #News

1) IRS Can’t Audit 🍊47

2) Gas Peanuts ⛽️🥜

3) Congress Defends Insider Trading 💰

4) Alien Chaos 👽

5) Kentucky Hebrew 🇮🇱

6) UN Food Crisis 🥘

7) US Processed Food 🍟

#money
#economy
#vote
#health

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May 18, 2026 📰 #News

1) #Alien 👽

2) #Aliens 👾

3) #UFO 🛸

4) #iCant 😑

[Sam NewsMan @SamNewsMan]

May 17, 2026 📰 #News

1) Summer Energy Crisis

2) Gas Up 56%

3) Tomatoes & Beef Costs

4) Americans Fleeing The US

5) This One Time At Band Camp

6) Arron Rogers 22nd Season

7) Tom Brady Models @gucci

#energy
#food
#football
#NFL

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Bugs Bunny needs to be cancelled! 🚫🐰

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#news
#cartoon
#bugsbunny
#parody
#satire

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May 16, 2026 📰 #News

1) Tax Payer Slush Fund

2) PR War

3) Snooze Fest

4) Computer Brain Chip

5) Good Butt, Long Life

6) Rat Virus Sperm

#politics
#sleep
#brain
#health

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May 14, 2026 📰 #News

1) #America Is In Decline

2) World War III Over Taiwan

3) #Cuba Goes Dark

4) CIA Shows Up

5) Rat Virus Spread

6) #NASA In Uranus

7) The Singularity

8) Optimist Heart #Heath

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May 12, 2026 📰 #News

1) Your Finances Don’t Matter

2) Inflation Jumps

3) Energy Spikes

4) Bad Weather Is Good

5) Artists Age Slower

6) Dimensional You

#money
#weather
#health
#reality

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May 11, 2026 📰 #News

1) Fake Assassinations

2) Scamdemic Part 2

3) Weed Shop Seniors

4) Yawning In The Womb

5) Office Hours Make You Fat

6) River Biblical Prophecies

7) Christian Golden Statues

#politics
#health
#science
#religion

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May 8, 2026 📰 #News

1) #UFO Files Released 🛸

2) Make Up Your Own Mind 🤷‍♂️

3) Lights On The #Moon 🌖

4) #Aliens In #Space Suits 👽

5) Friendly Reminder: WAR! 💥

6) Nobody Cares Because Of Gas Prices! ⛽️

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May 7, 2026 📰 #News

1) US & Iran Exchange Fire

2) CIA Dossier On War Timeline

3) Gas Price Widens Rich VS Poor

4) Stress Makes You Age Faster

5) Congress Does The Bare Minimum

6) Alligator Alcatraz Is Closing

7) AI Is Replicating Itself

8) @elonmusk Is Replicating Himself

#economy
#health
#politics
#government

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May 6, 2026 📰 #News

1) Alien Disclosure

2) Revelation Rewrite

3) Resilient Radio

4) J. Edgar Boozer’s Booze

5) Ted Turners Final Snooze

6) Dems 86 Friendships Over Politics

7) 86 Paychecks for Peace of Mind

#Alien
#Radio
#Politics
#Money

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Sooooo… MJ was ALWAYS the “good guy” PROTECTING children… that’s about right.

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May 5, 2026 📰 #News

1) Tax Dollars For Ballroom

2) Clemency For Maxwell

3) #Iran says “We’re just getting started!”

4) #Cuba Invasion

5) Beef Prices Soar

6) Eggs Combat Alzheimer’s

7) Belly Fat Shrinks Your Brain

8) Revenge of the Fifth

#health
#cincodemayo

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May 4, 2026 📰 #News

1) Another Cease Fire Broken 💥

2) #Oil 4 Year High ⛽️

3) Famine #Warning 🫙

4) AI > Human Doctors 👨‍⚕️

5) Sleazy Swalwell #Snapchat 📸

6) Swingers Invade Resort 🫣

7) #Eggplant Filler 🍆

8) May The Forth Be With You!

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May 3, 2026 📰 #News

1) @pewresearch #data 📊

2) Promises, mental state & honesty 📉

3) Ability to make decisions 📉

4) Hispanic & Young Voters 📉

5) Ethics in government 📉

6) Dallas 1963 🔫

7) George Carlin ✍️

#research
#politics
#vote

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May 2, 2026 📰 #News

1) #AI Fake ID’s 🪪

2) Gas Prices Rising ⛽️

3) Melania Hates The #YMCA 🕺

4) @LauraLoomer 🤼‍♀️ @RealCandaceO

5) #KentuckyDerby Winner 🏇

6) #Patriarchy 😭

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May 1, 2026 📰 #News

1) #MayDay Protests

2) Bipartisan Data Center Opposition

3) Pentagon #Tech Bros

4) You Have No #Secrets

5) @RealAlexJones Signs Off

6) @TheOnion Waits To Take Over