Sam Ogden

At one time I twiddled my thumbs when I was bored. Now I tweet when I'm bored. . . . Also with my thumbs.

[Sam Ogden @SamOgden]

Wondering if it would cause more confusion to change my Twitter handle to "Follow" or to "Unfollow".

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@Tim_Easton My take away from your piece?

I am an American folk singer.

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It's been a while since the inside of my mouth was shredded to a bloody mess, so I ordered a club sandwich on wheat toast for lunch.

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@AManNamedBrady1 @HoustonTexans Sound it out
s l o w l y

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@AManNamedBrady1 @Osmpeoples @DynamoCooligan Yep. Except for the incredible talent, fierce athleticism, and dogged determination it's exactly like us in our younger days. Especially the bikinis!

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I'm having trouble keeping the rhythm with the songs on the radio today. I used my credit card points to buy lawn care equipment. And I just put mayo on my whitebread sandwich.

I think I have Honky Pox.

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If I try real hard, I can look serious enough to sit directly behind a witness at a televised hearing.

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Let me see if I've got this straight: Humans burn calories (a unit of heat) to help cool themselves in summer.

It's 100 here in Houston today. Guess I should build a fire???

Oh science. So interesting yet sometimes as nonsensical as a drunk sorority girl.

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Ok I thought it was over. I'm so jaded. I thought there were no surprises left in this world. But damn, finding @RealLyndaCarter on Twitter . . . I am slayed!

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

I thought the whole point of comments like this is that you were already straight...

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@RealLyndaCarter I've been seeing awesome @RealLyndaCarter tweets come up in my feed regularly, and I don't know why I hesitated, but this one got me. I finally hit the Follow button.

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@hayescarll Still think of that girl who pulled me away
Else I'da become that old man someday
Without your love I wouldn'ta got this far
So goodnight Miss Pentyouth . . . . wherever you are

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No caption necessary....

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Even in the face of hopelessness the mere endeavor of persistence is a light worth clinging to.

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@Tim_Easton Yes.

My state. My country. Being swallowed by darkness while supposed leaders let it happen, for money and power.
But I will not stop trying to change it. I can not. Or darkness wins.
Even in the face of hopelessness the mere endeavor of persistence is a light I will cling to.

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@rebeccawatson Wow!!

Amazing skit!!

I laughed. I cried. I slapped Chris Rock for some reason. It was better than "Cats"!!

If you see only one skit this year, make it Rebecca's CRT Mom and Teacher skit!

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I've been told I'm intelligent. But the accuracy of those types of assessments should be measured against the intelligence of those making them.

Also, I'm not sure I always get sarcasm.

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Been making up a lot of songs in the last two years. Unfortunately, I haven't learned how to play any of them yet. I always just move on to the next one.

But soon I'll be annoying the three people attending open mic night again while I work 'em out.

https://t.co/Mt6QSnI7tA

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@Tim_Easton Kardashians & Trumps are the same thing to me
As is Crypto and bitcoin & all NFTs
All pop songs with a rap they all feel the same Frozen food is death, death the deadliest game
But each walk in the woods is diffrent & free
Nature vs future So what will it be?

Key = A?
3/4 time?

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@Tim_Easton Great! Now all my lyrics are coming out sounding like an old grizzled prospecter....

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Hello out there little troll
What is it that's wrong in your head
Are you upset cuz you lust for your mommy
Or is it your small penis instead

You say things ur scared to say in life
Your teeth would sure be kicked in
What makes you a big bag of dicks
Oh where oh where to begin

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@raywylie Isn't high fiving yourself repeatedly just applauding?

What is the sound of one hand high fiving itself?

Anyway, I am definitely prepared to do all those things as Ray suggested, as well as a few others not mentioned in his tweet.