Sam

Living forever or dying in the attempt

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

Even the referee couldn't help but applaud, he couldn't believe his eyes

[Sam @SamOnBirdApp]

@mostnormalwoman It's okay you still did a great job

[Mr Bastardos @Ken_Stonger]

@transjewtalian No one ever says 'having an American' because your food is shit

[Y @tinscognito__]

Europoor: Italy and Spain have very different cultures and histories.

American patriot: in Idaho we have Idaho burger. It’s different to Nebraska burger.

[Sam @SamOnBirdApp]

@swinkying 😺

[Sam @SamOnBirdApp]

@rinnyposting If it's good enough for rinnyposting it's good enough for me #OnTheList

[Sam @SamOnBirdApp]

@rinnyposting Would you recommend it 🎤

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Arteta seeing PSG beat them whilst scoring 0 goals from open play

[cory @coolmathgame_]

boss: you broke company rules. you’re fired

me: [opening my own rulebook] actually it says right here that you can’t fire me

boss: you can’t just make up your own rulebook

me: [flipping through pages] it says i can right here

boss: [under breath] fuck

[Julián @bufaleando]

Muchos años después, frente al pelotón de fusilamiento, Emiliano Buendía recordaría aquella tarde remota en que Scaloni lo dejó afuera de la lista.

[Babble @Babble____]

Hardly my most radical opinion but I think the government should probably step in when energy companies are raising bills 364% above inflation

[The Talent Hunter 🎯 @TalentHunter]

15 year-old Liverpool midfielder Luca Eden once again captained England U15s last week - here’s how he performed.🤯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Luca captained England against Brazil and South Korea, and he was one of the standout players in both games. Attached are some clips from those matches.👀🎥

Luca began the season playing up an age group with the U16s, while also making 10 appearances in the U18 Premier League. Earlier this year, he became the youngest-ever Liverpool U18 goalscorer.⚽️

Prior to last week, he had already captained England U15s multiple times across the past year - what a season it’s been for him.👏

[Krisp with a K 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @KrispWithTheK]

Every Brit should be awarded compensation for the mental trauma of having to hear a yanks opinion on weather

[Mike Booth @cufcmike]

I wish MPs got as pissed off about child poverty, as they do at the thought of not being able to drink on the job.

[Reece Cameron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @reececameron_]

Cold as fuck.