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[sam orlofsky @SamOrlofsky]

If this painting doesn’t go into a museum’s permanent collection, at some point in the next 10-15 years it will be re-sold for a minimum of $10M.

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**”the SpaceX BASEL Basel”

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“The SpaceX Basel”

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I think I would much, much, much rather own and live with an A++ example of an artwork that was persuasively re-created to appear in a movie, than a an authentic C- or D+ by the same major artist?

[sam orlofsky @SamOrlofsky]

Bassano in Teverina, June 4, 2026

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@ernestdove There isn’t a cap / luxury tax penalty?

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@mrgodsill @alexandershulan @TaraBull @grok I’ve read at least ten articles about how A I can scrape all the auction data, I’ll send you the deck for my new startup, it’s called 🎣🧨

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@alexandershulan @TaraBull I tried asking @grok what data / comps it used to come up with the valuation but it turns out I don’t pay for @grok so I deleted my question.

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@TheMetsX Now zoom out further and add in the trade deadline additions/subtractions!

[Sotheby's @Sothebys]

Claude Lalanne's extraordinary ensemble of mirrors, originally commissioned for Yves Saint Laurent's Paris salon, just set a new record for the French designer at #SothebysNewYork. The star of Collection of Jean & Terry de Gunzburg – Design Masters achieved $33.5 million today and is now the most valuable work of design ever sold at auction.

Learn more about the mirrors: https://t.co/1Z3g3xbbYs

[sam orlofsky @SamOrlofsky]

@GoodFundies “The Machine" is THE METS, a medieval-style torture device invented to inflict pain by sucking years of life away from a subject. Located in the "Pit of Despair," it uses suction cups and gear-driven mechanics to drain a victim's life force.

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@ernestdove Will he succeed Semien at 2B?

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“He’s wearing a helmet and the helmet is telling the robot what the helmet thinks his brain wants the robot to paint” is a sentence I just wrote

[Christie's @ChristiesInc]

From industrial landscapes and rural vistas to Paris and abstraction, explore a guide to key strands in early 20th-century American painting.

Featuring works offered in Modern New York, this month at Christie's.

https://t.co/nRgCx89ZbE

[sam orlofsky @SamOrlofsky]

https://t.co/fkXzLvuv9c. I think everyone/anyone who buys anything/everything in this sale will feel very smart and happy in the near and extended future. (**excluding any works in problematic condition, etc…)

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@mikemayer22 @ernestdove what’s your best guess on Mets prospect currently in the system most likely to seamlessly grab the baton from Semien and become regular starting second baseman from 2027/2028 for a few years? Seems like it went from a logjam to a ghost town?

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@JoshLipnik https://t.co/6Z2kDqsh3T

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