Sam Perkins

Screw it. Roadtrip! Mountain/road boy.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

World Cup commentator today:
"They're statistically dominating but still unable to score."

Takes me back to being a high school nerd...

@FIFAWorldCup #joke

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

Aaron Rodgers won MVP?
I didn't think he had a shot.
😬 #dadjokes

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@wyffnews4 STOP. THE. SAME. WEATHER. AND. COVID. COVERAGE. AND. PUT. ON. @nbcsnl

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

Soooo... @AB84 claimed his ankle wasn't healthy. And the @Buccaneers insisted he go back in? Still feels like there's a big point of context missing, or one of these sides is beyond irrational.

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@AVia1041 Soooo... Yeah. White Blaze came first. That's a fact. At least whether or not you think it's good is subjective enough. Wanna apologize, or itching for coal in that stocking? 😬😉

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@SuzNasty2point1 @ESPNFantasy I feel ya. Russel Wilson, David Montgomery, George Kittle, JuJu, Golladay (practically on IR).

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

Were Hostel released today, it would have a ton more appreciation and be the subject of 'deep' analysis and reflection a la Squid Game

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@brielarson Offer a piggyback ride? 🤷

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@Variety @Jeopardy nnnnno. Bad. Stop. Reverse course immediately. I'd take Dr. Oz over him.

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@TheOnion If that was true, nothing would go between the buns.

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@clt_overheard Right there with you... Hey, at least we didn't let Monday take us down 🤷

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@tariqnasheed C'mon, that was a bit more than "scolded"... and was there more video than this clip?

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

Wasn't @nike supposed to be cancelled already a few years ago? 🤔
Know it has you down, @LilNasX, but stay strong. The haters stand out because really, they are so few and so eye-catchingly hypocritical.

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@JayBilas Aw, no one at UNC would have done that to you. Laetner? Reddick? Scheyer? Henderson? Yes. Allen? Would make for a good tripping ad.
For real, thanks for being a man of class.

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@RachelLLundberg @wcnc when I flew CLT to Colorado on 2/27, saw a few masks at airports. Flying back on 3/2? At least 10% masked faces.
#WCNCCharlotte

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

Can someone get @donaldglover or @Pharrell to reenact this?
*slowly*
"We're up all night to get some"
"We're up all night for good fun"
*voice cracks, slows, crying starts*
"We're up all night to get lucky"
*slower, bawling gets harder*
"We're up all night to get lucky"

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

Remember the Community episode w/ @donaldglover collapsed in a bathroom stall crying/singing 'Reading Rainbow'?

That's me but crying/singing 'Get Lucky' rn

#DaftPunk #UglyCry

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

For reference: https://t.co/Th2G6alxdk

[Sam Perkins @SamPerkins86]

@kucoincom is definitely a crypto rabbit hole