Samantha Petry

Hold tight and pretend it's a plan.

[Samantha Petry @SamPetry]

A Fair Day’s Wage http://t.co/FBhtXcvHpE via @newyorker

[The Channels @thechannels]

SBCC foundation welcomes new executive director Geoff Green #SBCC #SBCCFoundation #non-profit http://t.co/lepU0FTirz

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Obama to Tout Community College Plan at Indiana Town Hall http://t.co/wghSKEOfD2

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I want an office on a train.

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It's mostly just learning to tell the right kinds of lies. Learning to tell them so well that even you believe them. That you become them.

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"You look like a 20's journalist" #whatacompliment #prohibitiondead

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Feels like a small cat is having a nap inside my brain. Fuzzy and adorable. Not helpful.

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Dude. I thought it was illegal for it to be this hot in Santa Barbara.

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Today's gonna be a good one; gorgeous, sweet kitties have been greeting me everywhere I go!

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Thank god for other people's hangovers.

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It's a Mountain Goats kind of morning

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Mr. Sedaris, I feel you. http://t.co/gPWT8LZX7g

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Lap friend! #cat http://t.co/gOHyqGJihB

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I am not big enough for this #cat. And she won't let me reach my #coffee. http://t.co/535gJdWI30

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In case of nervous breakdown, drink some tea, take a shower, eat some ice cream. Not sure if it actually helps, but it's never a bad idea.

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I'm fairly certain this tiredness is of an existential nature. Which doesn't bode well. Unless I can figure out how to sleep existentially.

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"The two served each other best by challenging assumptions at every turn" http://t.co/HjsOvEtKeL

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Watched, but never seen. Not what's real, anyway.

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Stop Making Sense

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Making a to-do list, and on it: "Post-it note the shit out of those fuckers."