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//just a broke RRT, doggo Mom, and a “retired” natty guard soldier//

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Mac&cheese and Cheesecake will forever be the reason I will never be fit

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Sometimes I really wish I could taste the food I eat in my dreams

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What happened to Jay Sean?

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The amount of people I pass in my car while picking my nose is uncanny. No shame thou.

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The amount of skunks dead on the road on my drive to work is RIDICULOUS.

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Dress is completely altered, 33 days to goooo

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I’m healthy but I’m not well.

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I am Kwiktrip sushi. That is all.

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Sometimes I think I have a speech impediment

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Did I already light a pumpkin candle? Yes, yes I did.

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Why yes, I am that person that treats themselves after grocery shopping.

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The worst part of being an adult is no one can limit you on how much cinnamon toast you can eat in one sitting..

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Friggen turkeys.

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@mamahen95 The only way to have chili 😋

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Worst part of wedding planning? Guest list and addresses 😪

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Tis the season to watch out for trash cans in the middle of the road instead of deer. #Windy

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If I lived in a town with grub hub or any food delivery service, well, I’d be in big trouble.

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Exactly a week left in the military. Wowza.

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Adele already has me creating a divorce playlist.

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Please tell me why I picked a career where I have to do two board exams, fudge.

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@mamahen95 sending all the hugs & loves .
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. And spooky vibez your way