Sam Postman

Just a Jew living on a pension in the twilight of my life

[muskrat appreciator @trambopaline]

it’s like a legal requirement that Wisconsin has at least one of this exact kind of white boy on the team at all times

[MJ @morganisawizard]

are you really a beacon of morality or are you just nitpicking the lives and opinions of everyone else so you don’t actually have to improve yourself

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Hot take YouTube is still the only S teir social media platform

[Sam Postman @SamPostman2]

@elonmusk @MrBeast Not be Chinese owned

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@PattyArquette Brian Wilson

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Ed Sheehan rapping >

[Sam Postman @SamPostman2]

@Tombok90 @algaemick @matthewlee7 If you have the chance to help someone out why wouldn’t you take it? Drive thru employees don’t usually get tipped because the option to isn’t usually readily available

[Sam Postman @SamPostman2]

@ChrisAtki03 @jofx @matthewlee7 It is a non-living wage. That’s why tips are important

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@_kttyghoul

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@EdinNikajj Lowkey

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@andy23tran There are a bunch of jagged lines on what looks like a grid, one of them is red (though one might say it’s more of a maroon)

[Sam Postman @SamPostman2]

While you’re all sleeping, I stay grinding..

Little do they know I’m in Hawaii so the time zone is 6 hours behind EST.

[Sam Postman @SamPostman2]

@AutumnK2022 @RileyAnne14

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This guy at the airport doesn’t know I was staring at the Harvard emblem on his shirt for as long as I was because I thought it was Hogwarts’ logo

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@dieworkwear

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@benshapiro I mean what else was it, then? He was shot dead. Gun used for violence = “gun violence.” Y’all read way too much into this kind of thing 🤷‍♀️

[Sam Postman @SamPostman2]

@FarmsteadDad Y’all have an 1890s relationship and I love it

[Sam Postman @SamPostman2]

@tyleroakley It also has blue and white in it, technically

[Sam Postman @SamPostman2]

@tanaijaahJ Smarter too