Samantha Pulizzano

[Samantha Pulizzano @SamPulizzano]

My boyfriend just hit me with the best pun of 2017 this is why I'm obsessed with him people THIS is why 🤤😍👅

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Jobs will slick try to expand your job description without expanding that salary too. AHT AHT AHT

[milk @milkinhisbag]

is this all i am to you

[💎🥭Whole Blinkin Market🥭💎 @HighHeelEsquire]

Plenty of SOAP left though.

[bug girl @buggirl]

there are people who think healthcare is a privilege but owning a gun is a god given right. can we just-

[im barbie again unfortunately @tatianameganmer]

what a beautiful day to
☀️ ☁️
☁️ 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼
🦋 and ☁️
🌱 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 🌱

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

The structure of US society will make COVID-19 much worse than it has to be. Many people, especially in industries like food service, can’t take sick days without losing pay or their jobs. Many avoid medical treatment for fear of crushing debt or inability to pay. Perfect storm.

[alex @callmemartini]

can’t stand “my parents wouldn’t let me watch spongebob” ass bitches

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

does anyone know how to relax

[yaya @malyelff]

Idk about you but I’d rather get taxed so people can go see a doctor and feed their children rather than get taxed so our military can invade countries for oil but 🤷🏻‍♀️ that’s just me

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

Unfortunately I’ve radicalized my mom

[Dana Milbank @Milbank]

Remember this moment: Trump, in South Carolina, just called the coronavirus a "hoax."

[Gene Sperling @genebsperling]

Today’s WH on coronavirus: Trump calles it “a hoax.” His NEC Director gave stock tips: his Chief of Staff called it solely a political conspiracy. His VP in charge did a fundraiser. This will go down as among the most reckless Presidential days in history. A dangerous disgrace.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Let this sink in: Mike Pence, who enabled the worst HIV outbreak in Indiana’s history, is leading the coronavirus response.

A real public health professional must step up to handle this. This is not a drill — lives are at stake.

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

men when they get the sniffles

[Hozier @Hozier]

As posturing heats up alongside the primaries, I just want to make clear to young folks voting for the first time in the US; the policies Warren and Sanders advocate for are not considered radical at all here in Europe. They are what we expect the state to provide its citizens 🖤

[Samantha Pulizzano @SamPulizzano]

@_skyrenee Give the access to any found cure or vaccine to churches and churches only 🤡 -mp

[Samantha Pulizzano @SamPulizzano]

@bored_taylor This is the worst ever and i be wanting to murder ben and i don’t even know why and then he just makes me eat something and i feel so bad for being mean but also I’m doing a happy dance in the restaurant booth 🤡🤡🤡 nobody prepares us for this hell (or our s/o’s)