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[the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan @midaeros]

A land acknowledgement at the beginning of every gathering to mention where you've had sex

[Ex NY Giants fan @ShellzJG88]

He won the popular vote. Meaning A LOT of people were lying to our face about voting against him

[Reece @DefaultReece]

Being at the mercy of idiots is so depressing

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

No. these people are very stupid and pretty evil.

[Chloé Cunha @ChloeCunha]

I know this isn't like, a popular leftist analysis, but at what point do we acknowledge that her simply being a woman might be the reason she loses

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

America isn’t better than this lol. This is exactly what this country is.

[Passion P @BlackedOut__]

Trump saying shit like giving cops immunity and he forcing people to have their rapist babies. That’s absolutely some shit to fallout with somebody about.

[Coach Aaron @vettepassby35]

Deep down I know 80-85% of America is not ready to vote a woman in the White House. Let a lone a black/biracial woman. But I just tried to be positive

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

bro, last night was the 2012 nba finals

[Henry Badger 👽 (Voiceacting Comms Open!) @henrybadger19]

They have genuinely never been fucking worse

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

You know who else was a carpenter with an inspiring message?

[Chels is on Bluesky @ChelsIsRight]

If we went down to hell and pulled Ronald Reagan up for a few hours and told him that RUSSIA WAS CALLING IN BOMB THREATS TO A UNITED STATES POLLING PLACE He would be fumbling around for them codes buddy.

[@eliothiggins.bsky.social @EliotHiggins]

Musk predicts a massive victory for Kamala Harris while calling half of Trump supporters idiots.

[Bobby Kogan @BBKogan]

Brett Favre is voting because he’s interested in the welfare of the American people

Learn more by googling Brett Favre welfare

[Emma Bolden @emmabo]

You know shit is bad when the muppets have to lead us through breathing exercises

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!

[AP 🏳️‍⚧️Protect Trans Kids🏳️‍⚧️ @apalm_is_napalm]

Damn, not the girls gone to glory 😭