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[Mick 🦅 @MickDavis5]

Knocked over my Sports Direct mug of tea today 😖

[sammy @SamRice95]

All this protesting about George Floyd is bollocks. He didn’t deserve to die but the fours cops at the scene we’re all different nationalities or not nah?

[sammy @SamRice95]

I think “my get up and go” has “got up and left”.....

[Callum @Callum_Melia99]

So weird that people I went to primary school with have now got their own little families and I’m sat in bed wondering if my dog sees me as it’s dad or not

[sammy @SamRice95]

February slow down you’re speeding...😂

[LADbible @ladbible]

Oliver spent his summer visiting nursing homes and handed out more than 2000 flowers and hugs in the space of three months 👏🙌

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Live how you want, not how you’re supposed to

[sammy @SamRice95]

@louierogerss What giving up weed on weekdays

[Hambo @Max_Hambidge]

Canny believe I met the joker last night

[sammy @SamRice95]

@tom1pearson Not allowed to

[sammy @SamRice95]

Is it me or is it rare to get a piping hot fresh baked Greggs sausage roll

[sammy @SamRice95]

@tom1pearson There just as cold bro

[sammy @SamRice95]

You’ve got to be desperate like the guy in front of me who just done a bull’s-eye on the EuroMillions for tonight

[sammy @SamRice95]

@Hermesparcels why is it so hard to talk to someone in customer service. Poxy automated service which dose not help!

[sammy @SamRice95]

@jordwiggins @WHP_Mcr @Twickets Melt

[sammy @SamRice95]

Delicate ain’t the word for me

[sammy @SamRice95]

Girls will have a panic attack over a spot on their boat race but curb their car at 60 and say whoops 😂