@oldpoyntz She definitely acts like she above him looks wise, as shown by mercilessly saying to the camera he should get some tattoos and lose some weight, I’m just saying they’re perfectly matched looks wise but the experts shat the bed on this pair
Bonnie Blue is a succubus. Hundreds of years ago men would invent mythological beasts to describe her. Sirens. Harpies. Lamiae. Rusalki. Bilquis. All names scrawled into folklore by trembling hands to describe the same beast.
Making eye contact with her is like looking directly into an eclipse.
In the 17th century, they burned down whole villages trying to smoke her out. In the 1800s they blamed her for railroad accidents and sunken ships. During the Dust Bowl she was the reason the fields went fallow.
In every era some fools fall for her thinking they'll be the one to survive.
Bonnie Blue doesn't kill, she consumes. Animals go quiet when she walks by. Babies cry.
If you meet her don't say your name lest she keep it forever.
They say she only shows up when something's about to end. A marriage. A drought. A man's sense of self. Food turns to ash. Whiskey loses it's burn.
Old towns keep her name alive in whispers.
When the local boys vanish, they don't ask questions. They build another cross and blame the devil.
The cruelest thing Bonnie Blue does is let you live after she's done. A husk of a man. Nameless. Gangbanger #37. One minute and thirty seconds. A colored wristband and a goofy smile. Everybody giving each other high fives. Her hollowed legs splayed open, swallowing soul after soul.
Beware anon, the demons of lore walk among us.
BREAKING: Labour vote to raise taxes on hospices looking after dying children.
Even if you look after dying children, Keir Starmer will raise your taxes.
@KeirStarmer you should hang your head in shame.