Samwise Ganga

Living the abominable gay lifestyle

[alex 🕸️ @kminogues]

to overcome cancer for a second time while saving us with the disco era during peak covid? i will forever be in awe of her strength

[shook ☆ @vivalasdrag]

this being the greatest thing broadcasted on television in the last decade

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

still cant believe we lost @BonnieAnnClyde_ #dragraceuk

[Samwise Ganga @SamRishman]

This season is actually for the dogs #dragraceuk

[ROBYNA 👽 @socoolrobyna]

It's giving teacher talking to you and your bully who's been beating you up for being gay

[AARON @lidolmix]

she wanted the keys to the city and 15 statues built in her honor so bad

[Samwise Ganga @SamRishman]

@oldpoyntz She definitely acts like she above him looks wise, as shown by mercilessly saying to the camera he should get some tattoos and lose some weight, I’m just saying they’re perfectly matched looks wise but the experts shat the bed on this pair

[Samwise Ganga @SamRishman]

Need someone to tell Sarah that her and Dean are perfectly matched looks wise just to see her spiral #mafsuk

[Samwise Ganga @SamRishman]

The level of iconicism that this is, oh Mother Denise the woman that you are

[RuPaul's Drag Race UK @dragraceukbbc]

Straight from Albert Square to the makeover chair! It’s #EastEnders Legend Diane Parish 📺

ALL NEW #DragRaceUK coming soon to iPlayer 💋 #DRUK @bbceastenders

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Her return the slab or suffer my curse ass slay

[🤍masterbeef🤍 @newgamertag]

a lot of yall would fold

[Samwise Ganga @SamRishman]

Clara’s character was ASS, Kylie Minogue as Astrid would’ve been 10 times the character of Clara

[Bron🧚‍♂️ (wilderness era) @ClaraEchoes]

in a perfect world astrid would’ve been a clara echo

[mara 🪐 @doomedsammy]

this is how i pose after begging my friend for 30 minutes to take pictures of me

[ds00za @ds00za]

The Padam Padam of its day.

[bone @boneGPT]

Bonnie Blue is a succubus. Hundreds of years ago men would invent mythological beasts to describe her. Sirens. Harpies. Lamiae. Rusalki. Bilquis. All names scrawled into folklore by trembling hands to describe the same beast.

Making eye contact with her is like looking directly into an eclipse.

In the 17th century, they burned down whole villages trying to smoke her out. In the 1800s they blamed her for railroad accidents and sunken ships. During the Dust Bowl she was the reason the fields went fallow.

In every era some fools fall for her thinking they'll be the one to survive.

Bonnie Blue doesn't kill, she consumes. Animals go quiet when she walks by. Babies cry.

If you meet her don't say your name lest she keep it forever.

They say she only shows up when something's about to end. A marriage. A drought. A man's sense of self. Food turns to ash. Whiskey loses it's burn.

Old towns keep her name alive in whispers.

When the local boys vanish, they don't ask questions. They build another cross and blame the devil.

The cruelest thing Bonnie Blue does is let you live after she's done. A husk of a man. Nameless. Gangbanger #37. One minute and thirty seconds. A colored wristband and a goofy smile. Everybody giving each other high fives. Her hollowed legs splayed open, swallowing soul after soul.

Beware anon, the demons of lore walk among us.

[Samwise Ganga @SamRishman]

Met gala such a flop this year

[Samwise Ganga @SamRishman]

We are truly fucked when it’s the conservatives who are tweeting this

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

BREAKING: Labour vote to raise taxes on hospices looking after dying children.

Even if you look after dying children, Keir Starmer will raise your taxes.

@KeirStarmer you should hang your head in shame.

[Samwise Ganga @SamRishman]

God the uk is so bleak

[Samwise Ganga @SamRishman]

Dumb bitches who don’t know what a 1920s drop waist is and think they can talk about fashion, DENIED

[Blaze💚 @BlazesAccount]

Obsessed with this look from Suzie #DragRace