whats that baby? *thrust*
Oh, you can't take it much longer? *thrust*
I know you can baby, do it for me. *thrust*
I'm really proud of you. *thrust*
You're so beautifull. *thrust*
That's right, take it all. *thrust*
Good girl. *thrust*
I once dated a man who showed up at my front door unannounced.
No text, no call, no heads up of any kind. Just knocked on my door out of nowhere.
Because he had dropped his phone in the toilet and it died and he didn't want me to sit there thinking he was ignoring me. He had no way to reach me so he just got in his car and came to my house so I would know he wasn't ghosting me.
I stood in my doorway looking at this man for a second just taking that in.
He drove to my house. Because his phone died. Because he didn't want me to worry.
I think about that a lot when people try to tell me that effort is complicated or that you can't really know if someone is interested or that mixed signals are just part of dating. No. This man dropped his phone in a toilet and his immediate response was to get in his car and come find me so I wouldn't feel ignored.
That's not complicated. That's not a mixed signal. That's a man who wanted me to know he was thinking about me and found a way to make that happen with zero technology available to him.
If he wanted to he would.
Mitchell Musso slams the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary special hosted by Alex Cooper and says it should have been an episode or a movie instead of an interview.
โIt wasnโt the right thing and I was busy doing something that was more important.โ