Sam

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

Bad bunny, is putting all the ladies on game about these men! #titimepregunto

[bay @baycheyann]

my ex husband’s girlfriend got me flowers for Mother’s Day and when I tell you I bawled—

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

No quiero que me digan bebecita, quiero que me digan bebecota! 😤

[Slow News Day @SlowNewsDayShow]

Yo I've done some shit in my day but I've never had the stones to do cocaine in a courtroom

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

@johnsrsly We forgive you 😇

[Access Bad Bunny @AccessBadBunny]

i’m bad bunny 🥺

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

@Jazi_lynn05 Drink your collagen

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

@Jazi_lynn05 Collagen!

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

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[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

I’m a boss I can buy the same thing my man bought. -megalations 7:28

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

@Jazi_lynn05 Jazmín what 😂😂😂

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Tu mamá te lo dice y el tiempo te lo confirma.

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

I need another tattoo…

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

Si por gorda me caigo, por unos tacos me levanto ❤️ #nevergiveup

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

Just gonna leave this right here …

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Cuando hasta mi mamá sabe que estoy pendejo.

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

“You’re SWEET” I’m like NO I didn’t earn that 🙄🙄🙄

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

You know what I hate??? When the beginning levels of candy crush play the whole game for you!!! Literally grinds my gears 😤😤😤

[Sam @SamRosalez_28]

If I’m at a drive thru to order food and the person in front of me takes longer than 3 sec to order, they better be getting AT LEAST three bags of food!! 😤😤😤