Sam Stevenson

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

@OBJ_3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @Vikings went balls deep on you but you like that #frostedtipforafrostedbitch

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

@OBJ_3 you suck ass. I bet you like pop tarts without frosting! The punter net kicked your ass btw #frostedtipsforafrostedbitch

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

@Vikings didn't your holder learn anything from Ace Ventura #LACESOUT

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

@UberFacts No. The US Constitution was made to accommodate generation after generation. No need to review it

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

College Football in a vine. https://t.co/2D2aieNVcU

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

@Kellinquinn Drive by @IncubusBand

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

My hate for Guinea Hens grows everytime I snapchat about them #reallifedrama

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

#hungover

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

So my doppelgänger Chris Pratts has been helping me out a lot lately!! Thanks #scoringallthehunnies

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

Bonfires and beer! Can't beat these Saturday nights #home

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

Huge night!!! GAME 7 Lets go CAPS!!!!! #CAPS #CapsNYR #RockTheRed #Game7

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

Getting another tattoo Friday #stoked

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

Sucks to Suck nerds! Daddy's back bitches

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

@Dr_Justin_B sweet pic. Im pretty jacked Hindu

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

@alyson_re yikes.....I'm dead

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

In 9 days, 2030 will be as far away as 2000.

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

#FunFactsOf2014 One ostrich egg can make one big ass fucking omelet.

[Sam Stevenson @SamS_machine]

@Dr_Justin_B send in the squad

[luna 🍋 @kittyblossom06]

Legooooo