Sam Saizan

Mississippi. Healthcare worker trying to become a failed novelist.

[Sam Saizan @SamSaizan1]

To the tune of Love Shack:
Columbo
is a clever guy who
just has one more question

[teddy ౨ৎ @pcherspride]

losing the grammar war against 'casted' is really killing a part of my soul

[Jose @Jose90491864]

Self-respect is propaganda to keep you away from the love of your life

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

imagine this diva’s contribution to the odyssey discourse

[mackenzie thomas @evilmackenzie]

what is the appropriate amount of time to think about each situation and topic

[turbomander @turbomander]

yooo I can’t believe the guy who shot me in Reno is doing a live concert here at Folsom prison! I can’t wait to hear the complicated and tragic explanation as to why he sent me into a near-death comatose state. I think once I know I’ll be ready to forgive not only him, but myself

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live

[bunilla ᕱᕱ @snuffedbunny]

*interacts with you again to see if your dialogue has changed*

[latke @latkedelrey]

christopher moltisanti summer:
-relapsing
-hurting people you love
-making bad art that nobody likes
-seeing signs about how doomed you are everywhere

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

hinge in your late twenties will have you absolutely convinced there’s no teacher shortage at all. you can’t all work in elementary education

[Dr. Hawk @choppingwoodpod]

On this day 9 years ago THE Nine Inch Nails performed at the Roadhouse in Twin Peaks... and some other minor events occurred in New Mexico & The White Lodge

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Moltisanti summer

[Sam Saizan @SamSaizan1]

Oscar bait drama about a tortured ASCII artist

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

My hot take is that this is what makes The Babadook one of the best horror films of the 2010s. The protagonist really abuses her son and the movie inhabits her perspective so fully that the gradual escalation is almost invisible. Very smart usage of audience identification

[kevin @fatmanatee]

olivia the people want a i just threw out the love of my dreams cover thank you

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

most realistic reaction from a character in a horror game is maybe RE4 Ashley yelling “this suuuuuuucks!!!” when all the living armors start chasing her in the mausoleum. got a laugh out of me

[Buns @SuperButterBuns]

I've found myself getting less cynical over media as I've aged. Understanding how difficult it is to make anything of quality just makes grateful that something I liked existed at all. Good, bad, or flawed, what a blessing it is to experience other folks work before its all gone

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

my first words were silhouette and gauche.