Sam the Salty Scientist

Got a PhD. Need a PostDoc. Twice the Cats. Still Can’t Scuba. Studying molluscan phylogenomics and conservation! She/They.

[Sam the Salty Scientist @SamSaltyScience]

The first chapter of my PhD has finally been published! It took 3.5 years and 3 desk rejections to finally get it out into the world!

Hope y'all enjoy our cute little temperate obligate-spring snails that be doing bizarre stuff in Alabama springs.

https://t.co/HEZV8mYoUX

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws

[Sam the Salty Scientist @SamSaltyScience]

@Ilyaspaghetti Kayla I did not need to hear violently sobbing before bed oh my god. So good. Totally worth it.

[moon⭑.ᐟ @cuteonlyvibes]

7 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK FOR THOSE WHO DON'T IGNORE THE BABY SEAL

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

The Great Divide: The Last Of The Bugs

4 extra songs

Out now on all streaming platforms

And yes you get Staying Still

https://t.co/qrQPcZzihZ

[ひ @yungnstackin]

If you think about it, a scientists whole job is to fuck around and find out

[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

OneDrive: “your file is saved”
Me: “oh cool where is it?”
Onedrive: “where’s what?”

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“you’re intimidating” ok but did you consider getting braver?

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

the lion does not concern herself with writing a conclusion to an essay. the lion already said what she fucking said take it or leave it

[𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐣𝐢 🪻 @horamiji]

mind you that kinda grip go wayyy back he won’t let go of his love srl

[Ajibola @4jibola]

might as well add geologist to my resume the way i keep hitting rock bottom.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

that tattoo needle is calling me by my full government name

[Sam the Salty Scientist @SamSaltyScience]

@hollanovficfind It might be this one!

https://t.co/ajNiHVkyzM

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[miia @miiagarro]

y’all are using your crystals so wrong

put them in a sock and start swinging

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[cavt tanem 🇺🇦 @savemeordie]

reading 70 pages of a book is hard. reading 300 pages of fanfiction in one sitting until 5am on a work day is the way the god intended

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

god forbid a girl be full of whimsy AND rage