Peter Panic

🌼Don't forget the happy thoughts. All you need are happy thoughts🌼

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

if anyone tries to tell you that college won’t bring job opportunities just show them this

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

PSA:

Student teachers should be paid since they are basically working full time for free. It should be set up like an internship

[Ryan Schultz @ryanschultz_12]

fruit punch is the worst drink flavor

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

when jadakiss said “it take hard work to cash checks”

i felt that

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

Bathroom small talk might not be my BIGGEST fear, but it’s pretty up there

-the girl who has been sitting in the stall for 20 minutes waiting for everyone to leave

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

Brendon Urie is alternative Michael Bublé and no one can change my mind

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

why do i have to care so much all the time it sucks

[david baguetta @bakebythepound]

anyways im convinced making it through your early twenties is just setting you up to revert back to the person you wanted to be before the world shamed you out of being yourself

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

>>>>when you look so bad your phone’s facial recognition software doesn’t recognize you

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

I just wanna watch Alvin and the Chipmunks

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

bank account: $1400

me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

If they know your Taco Bell order by heart then they’re a keeper.

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

today feels like a glitch in the matrix

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

not me watching clips from ✨my 600 pound life✨ while eating mcdonalds😌

[Dylan @iDylan_Nguyen]

I don’t drink caffeine to wake up. I wake up to drink caffeine.

[Cait✨ @caitlynbabsfox]

Me whenever someone comments on my driving:

[michaela 🐀 @marlborhoe666]

Having emotional needs is so embarrassing I want to be a frog

[Peter Panic @SamScantlin1]

I’m honestly just trying to marry an accompanist

Bonus points if he can sing too