Minners

Unity Bank || UND || Vadnais Heights, MN

[Minners @SamSchminski]

A girl texted me saying she found my number on the bottom of a desk so I asked where. "Century Jr. High." She's 15... #Rattled

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

Out of the shadows... Welcome. 🦇🦇

[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

Y’all have called for my career for less.

[Terrence Shannon Sr. @tshann33]

Been ready and stayed ready

[Minners @SamSchminski]

@TonyLiebert I seriously couldn’t be more impressed with Nico. Retaining the big three, bringing Groves home, getting the Michigan kids, and now his own personal PG… well DONE

[Minners @SamSchminski]

@TonyLiebert Oh my god Tony… it’s HAPPENING!

Evans/Asuma backcourt is going to feed families

[Tony Liebert @TonyLiebert]

BREAKING: North Carolina transfer guard Kyan Evans has committed to Minnesota.

Listed at 6-foot-2, he struggled last season, but averaged 10.6p and 3.1a at CSU in 24-25. Significant addition for Niko Medved. https://t.co/hMDx3ZDtqg

[Jeff Coltin @JCColtin]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani released his 2025 tax return to be viewed by reporters. He made $131,296 from his Assembly salary, plus $1,643 in royalties - presumably from his rap career.

His wife reported an income of $8,234 as a graphic designer.

Story to come as we dig in.

[Tony Liebert @TonyLiebert]

BREAKING: Texas Tech guard Nolan Groves has officially committed to Minnesota.

Listed at 6-foot-5, he’ll be the first MN Gatorade POTY (2025) to play for the Gophers since Joe Coleman in 2011. https://t.co/hMDx3ZDtqg

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

More than 11,000 fans participated in our fifth annual MLB Hope-O-Meter.

Overall, 72 percent reported they are optimistic about their favorite team this season, compared to 66 percent in 2025.

[Tony Liebert @TonyLiebert]

BREAKING: Big man Jaylen Crocker-Johnson WILL RETURN to Minnesota for his senior season in 2026-27, per multiple reports.

He averaged 13.4 points and 6.8 rebounds in 24 games this season. HUGE retention for Niko Medved heading into Year 2. https://t.co/vS9ZhezJn4

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

12 teams are left in the NCAA Tournament.

5 are from the Big Ten.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Never forget this gem from 10 years ago

[Wendell Holland • HGTV @wendellholland]

I’m not gon say it to Jeff!!

[Ryan James @RyanJamesMN]

"My hope (coming into the season) was that when the season was over people would be more excited about the future of Gopher basketball than when the season started.  I think the guys have accomplished that"

- Niko Medved

[Sora-Soke @Quickiepaedia]

As a man, sometimes you have to make a choice between mocking astrology and getting laid

[Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA]

@ESPNAssignDesk You do not have permission to use it — as I’ve told you numerous times in DMs. Shouldn’t have laid off all those reporters if you wanted locker room content.

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

youtube premium is unfortunately worth the money

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Minnesota has now beaten UCLA, Iowa, Michigan State, and Indiana at home this season. The Barn continues to be a very tough place to play. And Bobby Durkin? A season-high SEVEN made three-point shots in the upset.