Sam Scott

Life's like a rollercoaster, live it, be happy and enjoy the ride.

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

Kindergartener I tutor: “do you know what the worst way to die is?”
Me: “no how”
Him: “Getting shot in the penis”
*he walks away*

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

@camps_tuesday @katebergum12345 I second this^😂

[Kate🌹 @katebergum12345]

Guys will say a girl is crazy but leave out the part about them treating her like garbage

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

I'm already pre-stressed for next semester

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

I think about moving to Tennessee at least once everyday, and I hope one day I don’t have to think anymore because I’ll be there living the dream🤞🏻

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

70 million pissed off Republicans.
0 cities destroyed.

Think about that one for a minute.
🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

Leaving family who live far away, is always so hard.. I get so excited to see them, and then my heart breaks when I say goodbye

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

@paris_nicole17 @katebergum12345

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

Low key, I’d stop using Snapchat, but it’s sadly the only way people communicate anymore. Which sucks

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

It’s lowkey super awkward seeing someone you went to school with in public, acting like you don’t know each other but yet you spent the last 13 years with them and know a bunch about them.

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

I thought I’d be saving money with places closed, but instead I spent more money online then I ever have recently. Yay me and my bills!!

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

How do you force yourself to stop caring?

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

If I never reached out first, I’d really never hear from some of the people I do. It sucks growing apart

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

Stop making others look bad, when you were the one who made the mistakes..

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

Ordered two things online a month ago, and at this point I’ll be lucky if they even come in!

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

You can’t be friends with someone because they’re friends with someone you don’t like?? I didn’t know I’m suppose to hate someone just because you do.

[Sam Scott @SamScott345]

@momjeansplease Mmmm tastes like the meat of my heart