Sam Seshmeldi

in search of my long lost brother Guy...rumoured to have been sighted at the Matterhorn

[Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs]

Thoughts & prayers, fuck head.

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

Seriously @TurnbullMalcolm “you people”... @QandA

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

How big did you say Gal is Laurie? #QLDER

[Queensland Police @QldPolice]

Police are thinking about opening an investigating into the current whereabouts of the NSW #Origin team!

[Adam Liaw @adamliaw]

Shocked by this Blake and Sam situation. It just seems so unlike a real estate agent to tell enormous lies for personal gain. #TheBachelorAU

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

Really feeling for the #Cowboys (& WML) but very proud of their amazing effort and dignity in defeat #fbf

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

@Tigerinashavey I think someone needs to work on their photo-realism #knowwaytoomuchabouttattalk

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

So @lewis_corey if you really think he's hot, maybe you should be a little more obvious about it... https://t.co/uDh8enW3nJ #uglymofo

[Mal Meninga @BigMalMeninga]

Further proof that Blues fans are brain dead bogans.

[Mal Meninga @BigMalMeninga]

"Ahhhh pfffft buhhhhh psssttt gaahhhh" - Jonathan Thurston

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

@lewis_corey crazy, and it's still not finished...

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

@lewis_corey @Lewis982 can't wait..

[?st @questlove]

whoa! @mcbridesworld i didn't know that Robert Downy Jr got down like that! ISh is Crazy! http://t.co/gocw0C6UK7

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

@lewis_corey @Lewis982 woah! Gave me goosebumps

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

@Tigerinashavey you ready for Chrissy?

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

Merry Christmas @ElixirCoffee Thanks for supporting my caffeine addiction & for consistently making brilliant coffee

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

RIP Nelson Mandela

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

RIP Paul Walker #FastAndFurious

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

@Lewis982 you were totally underselling this.. Looks delish

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

Truly brilliant game of rugby league, congrats NZ #RLWC2013

[Sam Seshmeldi @SamSeshmeldi]

@lewis_corey @Lewis982 it's got dairy, so morning tea tomorrow?