Sam Shane

[Sam Shane @SamShane15]

@joebliss17 @AshleyBaker20 @RyanBenniman @SkySportsNewsHQ he was at the game yesterday lol wtf!!!

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Despite Mourinho being happy with his squad, @ChelseaFC haven't won a match in 90 minutes in pre-season. #SSNHQ

[Sam Shane @SamShane15]

@J0hnHust0n too close to call

[Sam Shane @SamShane15]

@J0hnHust0n Chelsea or arsenal I reckon

[Sam Shane @SamShane15]

@J0hnHust0n same shit every year

[Sam Shane @SamShane15]

@J0hnHust0n challenging for 4th. Titles never happening

[Sam Shane @SamShane15]

@bentekechris20 beast

[Christian Benteke @chrisbenteke]

Always nice to start with a win and a goal looking forward to the season
thank you for your welcome😊 #YNWA

[Sam Shane @SamShane15]

Utd fans are happy there signing pedro, Di Maria is so much better! #deludedtwats

[Sam Shane @SamShane15]

@liltommychurch @J0hnHust0n who the fuck keeps favouriting this? Lol

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

The new Adidas Ace boots.

[Coral @Coral]

Not a lot to see here, just Mario Balotelli going shopping on a segway.

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

"Where do you play mate?"

"I'm a box-to-box midfielder."

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

First question to Lazar Markovic. Can you tell us about your beautiful hair?
Markovic: 'I sometimes use gel on it.'
More as we have it.....

[The Sun Dream Team @dreamteamfc]

1 Depay scores against San Jose
2 "He's better at this age than Messi and Ronaldo were," say Man Utd fans
3 Everyone else pisses themselves