Sam

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[Sam @SamShongwe]

I mean the problem with social media is everything becomes a wave. You don't even understand the significance of why a movement was birthed

[Sam @SamShongwe]

@hlovo_ I am. Never let politics consume you.

[Sam @SamShongwe]

Literally saw an old respectable man I know having an affair with a young girl this afternoon.

What a life…

[Sam @SamShongwe]

@W0rmThatWalks Wait… what?

[Sam @SamShongwe]

I threw him 50 thou and told him bring me back two.

Not only had my fingers crossed, I prayed. 🙏

[Sam @SamShongwe]

@AndileMatomela @BiancavanWyk16 Very nouveau riche. Very gouache. They embody every stereotype of a pair of dodgy East Rand whites.

Couldn’t have happened to a better bunch.

[Sam @SamShongwe]

@ManUtd I got my joy back.

[Sam @SamShongwe]

It’s like people forget that my nickname is Pichichi aka MVP sometimes smh. Of course I always keep a spice on me like I’m David Beckham…

[Sam @SamShongwe]

They’re saying I’ve got a little under 75GBs to deplete… how bro? Please tell me how.

[Sam @SamShongwe]

I have 94GBs to deplete in a week… need to lock in before they expire. 😤

[Sam @SamShongwe]

Every day that passes I feel glad to have been born black because if I were born white I’d be an unrepentant racist specifically because of everything that comes out of Nigeria.

Every stereotype about them is true. Even my Nigerian friends agree with me.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Fake agency set up in office of Nigeria's president - he demands to know how https://t.co/24ugCSpNtW

[Sam @SamShongwe]

It’s a racist poast but it brings up a good point.

[Nicholas Decker @captgouda24]

If Neanderthals were alive today, they would not be considered a different species. We’d call them an ethnicity, maybe even a race.

[Sam @SamShongwe]

I think people do not understand that it is not the year 2000 and Francis Fukuyama’s End of History is no longer ascendant.

No, we are well past the point of platitudes said by people with weird accents who seek access to our nations. Those days are well past done.

[YaseBlock B 🇸🇿 @ThisIsColbert]

If I visit Sizwe Dhlomo's house, then it's my house too. Why? Because, God forbid, if the house catches fire while I'm inside, we're all going to burn. So that house is mine too.

Can you make this make sense? Is this really what she's trying to say, or am I missing something?🤨

[Sam @SamShongwe]

Niggas have been brainwashed by sitcoms to be afraid of their women smh.

I lose any and all respect for dudes who do this because either they’re pussies who get pushed around by their women, or they’re too pussy to say they wanna go home so they hide behind their woman.

[Disco King 🇿🇦🇪🇬🇲🇦 @jefszn]

It’s so funny watching your boy with a strict girlfriend scramble around for a charger during a Boys Night Out 😭😭😭

[Sam @SamShongwe]

They are very similar, except in basketball it is a dual role and in football there are specific positions: eg Center in basketball is a CF/CB in football, or a PG in basketball is both a CAM/CDM in football.

Even triangle offense in basketball is like 3rd man runs in football.

[Sam @SamShongwe]

And 130GBs of nighttime data 😓

[Sam @SamShongwe]

I have 94GBs to deplete in a week… need to lock in before they expire. 😤

[Sam @SamShongwe]

Asymmetrical investments likely result in asymmetrical returns. Be it in relational interpersonal dynamics, or capital deployment.

It is neither good nor bad — it simply is.

[Sam @SamShongwe]

@BenjaminACronin In what way can you define increased social spending as austerity? Don’t let the truth get in the way of a narrative, I guess.

No, it is that as a baseline left wing economic policy is unsustainable, let alone rampant corruption and an ever expanding civil service.

[Sam @SamShongwe]

@annakhachiyan Objectively true.

[Sam @SamShongwe]

@thedimitri @emilykmay What a poast.

[Sam @SamShongwe]

@BattleRapBum 🤣