Sam Smith

Comedian/Writer
#TheTraitorsNZ #7DaysNZ #TaskmasterNZ
Children's Author: #MilesAndJones - PREORDER NOW!
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Hey look it's @SamSmithComedy! (and a bunch of other random people)

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@pcuser42 AAAHHHH YUSSS this is my dream!

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Uh... no, that's not what I meant.

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No more nachos :(

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*Something happens that doesn't include a person called Ruth*

ME: Man, that was ruthless.

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It's Nov 25th - only 13 months till Xmas!!

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A bird in the hand is worth washing your hand.

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@treskewl1 But I don't know! That's the problem!

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What the hell does #IYKYK mean?

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@sooflayed NO! STOP IT!!

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Movie Sequel idea:
101,101 Dalmatians.
Same as 101 Dalmatians but just like heaps more dogs and they're everywhere. You can hardly tell what's going on because there are so many goddamn dogs.

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Why did Joe Marler dress as a vampire for the final?
#CelebrityTraitors

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Zac's All, Foulkes!
#Blackcaps

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Welcome back, Wyclef Jean.

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A kiwi punk band called the Sucks Pustles

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What is the first name of the Jurassic Park character played by New Zealand actor Sam Neill?
#QuestionsThatContainTheAnswer

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When Orson Welles died his ashes were chucked down a well.

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Thindlerth Lithp

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I wrote this book about teeth. Guess that makes me an author-dontist.

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People often ask if my name is short for anything, and YES it's short for Samuel Smithereens.