Sam Sterns

"Drunk is the only euphoria"- @JShnid aka The Spyder

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

For everybody who promised to leave the country if Trump won you can leave. For everybody else regardless of political affiliation let’s all work together to make the best of these next 4 years.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Blake Bortles Forever ⛵️@PardonMyTake

[Sam Sterns @SamSterns]

My trailer was stolen sometime over the weekend from 3547 Harrison Ave. It’s a 2005 pamu trailer, about 27ft long, and there is a peeling off sharks racing sticker on the side of it. It had two 4-wheelers in it. ANY info would be greatly appreciated! Thanks everyone!!!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Every Friday night around this time https://t.co/XyLAs0Ke82

[Sam Sterns @SamSterns]

@JShnid

[Sam Sterns @SamSterns]

@jakeqm Thanks squeep😘

[Sam Sterns @SamSterns]

Happy birthday muffin🥧🥛⛄️🚬@jakeqm

[Justin @JCunningham370]

Alcohol either drowns your troubles or makes them more prevalent than ever.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Book my rematch for Moscow.

[Sam Sterns @SamSterns]

@riley_dobb @_Ryan_Richards_ Prove it.

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Here's a 10 minute recap of the important details in all 21 Marvel movies before you go and see 'Avengers: Endgame'.

#AvengersEndgame

[Sam Sterns @SamSterns]

I did this but it’s been going on for a year an a half

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

ATTN EVERYONE 21+:

I have a very important announcement.

For every birdie that happens today at #TheMasters, @NaturalLight will give someone FREE BEER FOR A YEAR.

RT this tweet to enter for a chance to win FREE BEER.

Let’s. Goooo.

#BirdieLight #Sweepstakes #Naturdays

[jake mcpherson @jakeqm]

Do bees nut Honey?

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Book it. I’ll fight Nate on it.

[Sam Sterns @SamSterns]

@Colin_Mcarthur6 Happy Birthday Colin! Enjoy your first every beer tonight🍻😎