Right before Porkins is shot down, Biggs yells "Eject!" at him as if they aren't all wearing open helmets and wouldn't just die anyway in the vacuum of space
𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀! | 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉
Hemel Hempstead Town Football Club is absolutely delighted to announce that defender Darion Dowrich has chosen to stay with the club for another season!
Read more here: https://t.co/wvezRXJt9A
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Bro down, patriots. The Deep heroically gave his life saving his beloved marine animals from the Vought Pipeline, which to be clear, was a product of the corrupt Homelander administration. Dolphins and octopi everywhere are in mourning, and Manhandled Podcast is on pause until further notice.
2025/26 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑫 𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻
Following the completion of the 2025/26 campaign, Hemel Hempstead Town Football Club can now announce its retained list following discussions with all of its players.
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@_WokeNonsenseFC All I ever see you do is moan all the time.. go watch another sport mate as this one clearly isn’t for you.. if you can’t enjoy great nights last night then you will never enjoy it! 🙌🏻😂
𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀𝑬𝑹 𝑫𝑬𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 | 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉
Hemel Hempstead Town Football Club can this evening confirm the departure of defender Darion Dowrich.
Darion made a whopping 56 appearances in a Tudor shirt - scoring 2, assisting 2 and bagging 9 Man of the Match accolades over the 1 season!
It's been a pleasure to watch Darion grow into the player he is today, and we wish him all the best in his future footballing career. Go well, Dazza!
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Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.