sam

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I think Dr Pepper is a Gynecologist

[bomi @idlyh836]

Im fucking cryitnjsnshsn

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

They no longer make this flavor because the majority of red bull drinkers aren’t allowed grapefruit

[:3 @supermonkeynuts]

not my house but i know my way around

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH ‼️

[angelina @anngeleenuh]

me at my big age waking up to an easter basket

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

In this house we have a nighttime routine where my bf and I snuggle and watch an episode or two of a show while my cat absolutely floors it from one end of the apartment to another as many times as she can

[misa! @misak1nz]

getting an angel boyfriend as a man hater

[` @lisaawrites]

when sylvia plath wrote ‘please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. there are times when i will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand’ I felt that

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

Y’all be wondering about your survival plan during a zombie apocalypse or alien invasion, I am worrying about how the hell I am going to carry my two big cats and how I am going to get the orange one to shut up because he always talking!

[parks @parkersity_9]

saying “shut up” before skipping the youtube ad is literally necessary

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

If a man told me to get rid of my cats I would let them eat him

[Turbo🐺|🇫🇷🇧🇷🇺🇸🇹🇷🇸🇳🇲🇽🇨🇴 @Shinkageryo]

Just not a fan of protein in everything. Because if I bite into a brownie and it taste like thrift store denim ima move every piece of furniture in sight

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

Top 5 female experiences

1. realizing you’re kinda chopped
2. getting called fat for the first time
3. realizing it was SA
4. crashing out over a guy you never even dated
5.developing an Ed

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

But hey - women are too emotional to be president. They might start a war in the middle of the night....oh wait.

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

I mean I personally would take great comfort in being handed a tina plushie after losing but I’m just whimsical like that I guess

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i hate pam bondi so much

[Maggie¹¹¹⁶ @Checlerc1116]

"Tu también deberías de creen en ti, vales más de lo que piensas"

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Schitts Creek S2 E9